W-Day Plus 32: No Player

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I’m thinking about putting a pin on the “NO PLAYER” button I found the other day so I can wear it just to alert people of my status. Of course, most of the time, I’d wear it with the They Might Be Giants snowman that has been my go-to gear for playing poker the past few years (though the hoodie pre-dates my poker playing).

I got to the Rio yesterday a bit early. We were supposed to be setting up on one of the feature tables, but the only setup going on was for the $50K Players Championship, on Feature Table 3. Andrew Lichtenberger and Craig Blight were still up on the main feature table, so I sat down in the stands for the first time ever. Sort of odd that I hadn’t yet, though I had tripped and gone down face-first a couple of weeks ago walking around on the outside of the main stage (there’s luminescent tape on the edges of a platform that runs from the table to the back of the stage area but that doesn’t work if the lights aren’t on).

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Live reporting going on. The real action at the WSOP.

Day 4 of the $1.500 PLO8/O8/Big O tournament did not last long. We had five players coming back, one of them got knocked out in the second hand, then the two chip leaders got into a hand close to the end of the first hour that ended up with Gavin Smith out in fourth place and Allan Le with more than 80% of the chips in play. It was all over before we were out of the level.

So, I’d skipped a couple of things I had been thinking about playing on my day off because of the extra day, went back to the house, played a little bit of PLO8 on WSOP.com (and lost), then got myself ready for another Survivor tournament at the Venetian.

I thought things might be kind of interesting while I was in line at the cage waiting to get my ticket when I heard one guy trying to explain to another why it didn’t matter how many players were in the tournament, it didn’t affect the size of the payout. But even he seemed to be getting it wrong somehow.

Unfortunately, I was the fish in this case. We were only in the second level of play—100/200—when I raised to 5,100 in early positoon by grabbing a 5K chip instead of a 500 chip. Then a guy who appeared to be a regular shoved for more than my stack from the big blind after everyone else folded to my obvious mistake. I weighed my options. I had AX JX. I’d misclicked and put half my stack in, with the blinds going up, I’d be down to about 15BB on the next hand or so if I folded. I figured I was probably about 30%, I was going to have to call off another 5K to get 15K back, so I took the plunge and lost to his JX JX. That was humiliating. BTW, does anyone know if Kristi Gazes is still playing tournaments? I could have sworn that the woman sitting in the 4 seat on the table was Gazes, but I don’t see a Hendon Mob cash for her for years.

I wasn’t prepared to reenter but I did. I walked into a table where there had been some sort of heated discussion involving an older, maybe Italian, guy wearing a hat and dark sunglasses (which seemed not to be helping his view of the action) and the guy on my right at the new table. Don

‘t know what it was about, but there was a stench of acrimony hanging over the action for a while. The old guy then lost a pot that took him down to about 3K, and when he shoved over a raise from me and a call by the Lebanese/New Zealand guy on my left, I re-shoved my KX QX. The guy on my left folded what he said was AX QX and the Italian guy showed KX JX. King on the flop and an ace on the turn which got the guy on my left exclaiming about how he shouldn’t have laid down his hand. I thought that maybe my luck might be turning around.

The Italian guy re-entered and pulled his own seat card, so he came right back to the table, where he picked up aces twice and started building a big stack. Then, thankfully, our table broke. Things went relatively well there, I picked up some pots, though I was contending with some sicko Euros on my right who were showing down 7X 4X and 9X 2X for bottom pair to win a couple hands. Took some chips off the Italian guy, who ended up at the table after a break and promptly picked off a player with a pair of kings. He had to lay a hand down to me after I shoved on him with top two for a pot of about 15,000, and said he would get the chips later. I reminded him that I’d been the one to bust him earlier, and he said (from his admittedly larger stack) “Where are all your chips, then?” I guess I could have replied that he didn’t have all that many when I busted him.

Then things started to slide a bit, though not so much for me as the Italian guy, who lost his entire stack to the sicko who’d called down with 9X 2X. His aces this time were better than what the Italian guy had, and that put him up to about 120K at a time when I had maybe 18K left.

More than half the field was gone already four hours in, but I was on about 12BB. I picked up 9X 9X in the big blind, there was a raise, an all in from the guy on my right. I shoved, the original raiser thought about it and folded, and the guy on my right flipped over queens. Then the card in the door was a nine, he looked kind of sick, and the guy who folded was patting himself on the back for folding AX KX because there was an ace on the flop as well.

Lost a couple pots, blinds went up, and I was back down to 15BB when another one of the European players opened for about 3X and I shoved KX QX from the button. He dithered about calling with KX JX before he did it, but he did, and everything ran smooth for me until the river, which was the jack. 100 players gone out of 135, 21 spots from the money, and while a double up there would not have assured me of making the money, it would have given me a fighting chance. Very disappointing.

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Prostitute or Notstitute?

I’m walking from the Venetian Poker Room to the Palazzo parking garage.

In the mall between the buildings, I notice a young woman ahead of me in a short skirt with a large tattoo on her thigh. I turn my attention back to my phone.

Never been to the Monte Carlo, so I’m looking at Google Maps, and as I pass the young woman, she alters her course to come talk to me and asks what I’m doing, offers up that she’s been playing blackjack, etc.

I am under no illusions as to my appearance. I am fat. I’m dressed in a t-shirt and shorts, with an unbuttoned short-sleeve shirt over the t-shirt. I’m easily old enough to be the woman’s father. I don’t look like I have money (and I don’t).

Schlubbing along in a hotel that’s way out of my price range.

This young woman is…

a) …a prostitute.

b) …just another Vegas victim looking for a fatherly figure with whom to commiserate.

c) …it’s Vegas, baby.

After that, I headed over to the Monte Carlo. PokerNews celeb/broadcaster Remko Rinkema hosts a 4/8 Mix game there on a semi-regular basis that I’d been hoping to make it to, and after blasting off two buyins at the Venetian, it seemed like a perfect time.

I got there during a round of Razzdugi and promptly scooped two pots. DIdn’t do as well in 2-7 Single Draw, but Std 8 and PLO8 were good. I wasn’t close to recouping my Survivor buyins or anything of the sort, but I picked up a little bit of a profit.

Then the vultures swooped in and we got a couple new players Someone who shall remain nameless made up a PLO game with three river cards that lasted all of one hand, but that hand was exceedingly costly to me. And one of the new guys was whining about the $80 cap and wanted to play every game no limit, even the stud games. Flipping for rollz just isn’t my thing, plus I got no rollz to flip, so I slunk off into the early morning to lick my wounds.

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BTW, you may have heard about the parking fees instituted at the MGM-brand casinos on the Strip starting this month. Here’s what your $20 buys along with 3 hours of parking at the Monte Carlo:

That’s the inside half of the elevator door half-way open. Don’t worry, you can slip out through the open section before it goes back to whatever mechanical hell if comes from.

W-Day Plus 31: Extended Play

I’m not sure I need to add anything to that, but here it goes.

We started Day 3 with 27 players. Seven-handed, that meant three full tables and one with six. The first hour was a little insane, as we lost six players, had a table redraw to three tables, lost two more players almost immediately as the first level ended (one of whom was Dan Saltmarsh, the last Portland-area player).

My reporting partner for Days 2 and 3, Valerie Cross (a live stream commentator for Stones Gambling Hall, and waaay back in the background on the left in the photo above) took a bit of flack for the lack of updates in the next level as we tried to catch up. Things slowed down a little bit: during levels 22 and 23 we only lost four players. Kate Hoang from Federal Way, Washington was the last PNW player in the field, and when she busted in 15th, we redrew again to two tables, moved to the outside feature tables (where the photo above is from) and Valerie and I had to each cover a table on opposite sides of the main feature table, which means watching and taking notes on hands while trying to write up what’s already happened.

That’s  the point where Jackie’s tweet catches the action. Fu-Bang Huang has his back tot he cameras in the foreground. He’d been a chip leader earlier in the day but hit a bad patch after going to two tables. Allan Le is in the red hoodie. The guy in the suit standing behind me is one of the tournament directors actually standing on the Thunderdome floor, where they were streaming something: I really have no idea what it was, we were just that busy. Poker, or some such. Oh, yeah, Andrew Lichtenberger was there, so it must have been the $3K NLHE. I know that because the rail for Keith Ferrera on our event would yell out: “Chewie! Acknowledge us!” from time to time.

The first three players to bust from the feature tables were all on Valerie’s side, which put more of the work on her because those hands have to be written up. By dinner break (about 9pm due to the table redraws and a couple of other things that paused the clock), we were down to five players per table. Then I lost a couple (including the Day 2 chip leader John (@angryjmonnett) Monnette. Down to eight and we consolidated into the unofficial final table in the level after dinner.

Only three hours to go and eight players left though, meant there was no way we were wrapping up by the end of the tenth level. We sort of knew that when 27 came back for Day 3, but even with all of the eliminations at the start, and hoping against hope that there’d be some carnage in the middle that would get me to my day off on Sunday, that wasn’t going to happen. We ended the night with five players led by the OG Gavin Smith. Got back to the place about 4am, now I’m awake and about to head back to the Rio.

Poker Mutant, out!

W-Day Plus 30: Mixed

The Main Event starts a week from today.

More storms and flash flooding in the Las Vegas area overnight but I saw absolutely nothing but a little standing water when I came out of the Rio this morning at 2:30am.

My day was essentially all working the PLO8/O8/Big O event, which went from 207 down to 27, hitting the money four hours into the day. The new 15% payout structure meant 101 of the original 668 players got paid, but the payouts from 101st to 28th were $2,243 at the bottom to $5,639 for 28th (which was the beginning of another payout tier), which is still only about a 275% ROI for twenty hours of play. Watching these folks grind out relatively small returns is making me wonder why the heck I’ve been playing tournaments.

My colleague for the day and I were set up for Day 2 in the Pavilion Room, with all of the cash games and the Deepstacks, and instead of our usual digs at the back corner of whatever tournament area we’re covering, the table we had to use was right near one of the main entrances to the room, so we were the target for anyone with questions, as well as a dumping ground for used glasses and other debris.

I got to the room and started putting out the seat cards we use to (try to) track players, and noticed that though the tournament had been played with only seven players at the table on Day 1 that there were eight chairs at the table. Mentioned it to the TD and they had someone get the extra chairs out, but it threw a wrench in my player ID plans since we were rushed a bit at the start of play.

Despite a decent stack going into the day, my host busted early in the money, and the next-to-last Portland-area player went out shortly before the end of the day. One still remains!

Keeping track of players is one of the primary job functions, and it’s a bit daunting, even in a smaller field. We lost track of several of the Day 1 chip leaders because we didn’t get useful descriptions of everyone before they moved in some of the early-day busts and table balancing. Then, as the end of the day approached, there were several players neither of us had any idea who they were; names that just popped out of nowhere (to us) that were still in the counts but hadn’t been in a reported hand by name.

With four tables left for Day 3, I sort of wonder if we might not be in for either a long day or even a Day 4.

Anyway, that’s my day.

W-Day Plus 29: Short

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Flying into the blasted heath. West of Vegas in the mountains the trees just stop. WTF is up with that?

Not much to say for this update because I did almost nothing since the last post except for report and sleep.

It was Day 1 of the Mixed Omaha event yesterday. Lots of Portland-area and Oregon players, including my host and one of the players renting a room in the house. There are still five Oregon players in the 207 coming back for Day 2 (including my host), which is a decent percentage considering the relative population of the state. None are in the top 40, but three are above the median chip count of 20K (John Monnette has nearly 87K for the chip lead).

Yesterday was all about finding people and hands to write about. It seemed like most of the big hands were in Big O; you have to wonder how long it’s going to be before it gets its own event.

I got to the Rio when it was sunny an hot. Not too long after I got there, I got an emergency announcement on my phone warning about flash floods. So when I walked out of the building at 2:30am, it was wet. No standing water on my way home, though the wipers seemed to be surprised to be put to use.

Just about time to head back. Got a shower, shaved (so wierd), and now I’m ready for Day 2.

Shout out to John F, who was waiting for a gate-checked bag as I was deplaning yesterday morning and somehow recognized me despite the lack of facial hair. Had a nice chat about poker and comedy on the way to the baggage area.

W-Day Plus 1: Memories

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No exhaustive post today. I’m not exhausted, either, after getting my first good night’s rest since leaving Portland.

Didn’t do much in the early part of the day. I had been scheduled to cover the first day of the Colossus, but due to a couple of live reporters wanting to play the Casino Employees event, that went on my ticket, so I had about 36 hours until my next event, the afternoon flight of the second day of entries.

I did head over to a computer shop here in town to get some RAM for my trusty MacBook. I’d intended to upgrade the memory for a while. It’s one of the late 2008 aluminum-body models that came with 2GB of RAM, which was perfectly fine a couple of years ago, when I started to do some 3D modeling in Cinema 4D for a Civil War battlefield visitor’s center, but the newer operation system upgrades have made it grind to a halt just opening Safari. A very nice young tech named Jessica at Century 23 here in Vegas had the 4GB modules I needed in stock and popped them in for me in just a few minutes.

Went back to the house, rested for a while, then headed out to the Venetian for the 7pm bounty tournament (Deepstack Extravaganza #14). I chipped up quickly, knocked out an angry old man who was like a tall version of Portland’s Sleepy Don, took another bounty from a kid with a Muckleshoot cap, then lost a race against a female player from Portland, and doubled up another player when I called his all-in with A T on a QX TX 6X board. He showed KX KX, I got an ace on the turn, then the jack on the river took a big chunk of my chips. My final downfall was when I shoved K 9 from the button and QX JX called all in with a shorter stack from the small blind. I had him covered by 600 chips at 800/1.6K/200, he caught a jack on the flop and stayed ahead. I went out the next hand.

Thought I might try my hand at the 1/2 Big O game. There was a seat open and I was able to sit without waiting. I won a little hand that put me ahead after twenty minutes of folding and paying blinds, making top and bottom pair on the flop, then top two pair on the turn and a full house on the river. Then:

Of course, the guy who was driving the action on the flop lost everything, too. Big O is The Devil’s Game.

Headed home after managing to turn a partial loss into a total loss. Slept like a baby in the A/C. Off to cover the second day of the Colossus today!

W-Day Minus 4: Let There Be Light

I stopped overnight on my way south to Las Vegas at a Motel 6 in South Sacramento. My wife’s rule of thumb is that if there’s a directional modifier attached to the name of the town or city, there’s probably something wrong. Bend v. North Bend (it may work even if the cities aren’t near each other), St. Louis v. East St. Louis, Sacramento v. South Sacramento. That’s not to say that the non-direction place names are necessarily good, just that the directional makes the city less savory.

I got to the motel about 8pm on a Friday night, and half the driveway was coned off. There were two guys in uniform at the entrance to the motel driveway, and on closer examination, they both had handguns strapped to their waists. The good news was, they weren’t police responding to some sort of horrible crime. The not-so-good news is, they were armed security hired by the motel, presumably because they feel there’s some sort of need for armed security. I checked in, went to my room, hauled all the computer equipment into the room (which was the plan, anyway) and hit the air conditioning. All I know is, when I go to Lincoln City, there’s no armed guards at the Motel 6.

Sacramento’s about halfway to Vegas on my route through Bakersfield. In the morning I hauled my stuff back out to the car, chatted up the morning duty guard (I did actually work a stint as a guard myself a couple of years ago), and got back on the road.

On the way south I listened to a mix I put together a few years back, specifically targeted to keep me awake while I was driving, then switched over to the PokerNews Podcast, where I caught Chris Sigman of Vancouver calling in to Donnie Peters and Rich Ryan with an idea for generating some more heat at the November (or whatever it is this year) Nine.

Once I rounded Bakersfield and got to Interstate 15 toward Las Vegas, my trusty Ford Escort was overtaken by a steady stream of Porches, BMWs, Mercedes, and other luxury and semi-luxury sedans, most of which seemed to have been just driven off the lot that day without any type of license plate. I was doing anywhere between over the speed limit and way over the speed limit myself. Had to laugh at the absurdity of a distance sign with LAS VEGAS and SALT LAKE CITY stacked above each other. Then, after rounding a bend coming down out of the mountains, I found myself drawn to the collector of the Ivanpah solar farm, which I assumed at first was simply reflecting heat at the position from which I’d first seen it. As I drove down the incline and around the plant, however, it felt as if the bright light was following me, and I realized that it reflected sunlight in all directions. It was hot, and I started to wonder how long it would be before I burst into flame like an ant under a microscope.

I’m renting a room from an incredibly gracious host in Las Vegas, whose new house in town just closed last week. He and his folks just got into town in the morning with furniture and spent the whole day setting up beds, and even though it wasn’t really ready for room tenantry, he allowed me to come on in. Which is a good thing, because there are literally no rooms left in town for Memorial Day weekend.

Got my big computer set up (I’m travelling with a large contingent: my iPhone, four tablets of various types, two laptops (Windows and MacOS), and my main workstation, though I left one of the big screens at home. Wifi was already set up in the house. First things first. Played a tournament on WSOP.com for the first time in a year while my host and his folks went out to buy a few items and get some dinner and busted 30/82 after refusing to rebuy or add on. Then headed over to the Orleans for a little 4/8 Omaha Hi-Lo and made enough in fifty minutes to buy a nice little late-night steak dinner. Best hand included A 2 to make the nut-nut kill pot.

Wild Kingdom: Hands 161—176

Just four of the original 65 players remain in an online PLO8 Bounty tournament. I’m the chip leader as player 21, but even I only have 17BB. We’ve been in the money since we got to the final table, but I’ve also picked up several bounties. It’s going to be an action-packed batch of hands!

HAND 161 4000/8000 69J Q T
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 UTG A3J2 33.5K 30/37 52/38 49/20 37 0
7 D 8954 41.9K 23/8
41 SB 882K 114.8K 24/2
21 BB 68A9 134.7K 33/2 48/11 51/1 63 100

UTG has a suited ace and a great low draw, with 41% of the pre-flop equity. He pots to 28K. I have 8K in the pot already, UTG only has 5.5K behind, so I repot (88K), and he’s all-in. The board isn’t kind to him, cutting off escape avenues on each street. I take another bounty with sixes and nines, and player 27 goes out in 4th.

HAND 162 4000/8000 65T 4 5
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
7 BB 679J 41.9K 30/15 39/34 32/13 33/31 0/0
41 D 75Q8 110.8K 21/36
21 SB KK83 172.3K 49/12 61/18 68/49 67/69 100/100

I’ve got the other two players outchipped, but I’ve still got only a little over 20BB. I open to 24K with double-suited kings. BB goes all-in with a run-down and I call. The flop looks good for him, he has a variety of outs to a straight that don’t complete my club flush, but the turn and river just tease, leaving him empty. I collect the bounty and player 7 is out in 3rd.

HAND 163 4000/8000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 BB 94J5 110.8K 44/40
21 D K6JQ 214.2K 56/0

I’ve got nearly twice what BB has in chips. I min-raise to 16K and BB folds.

HAND 164 4000/8000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 D JT93 102.8K 49/0
21 BB 8K97 222.2K 52/40

D folds.

HAND 165 4000/8000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 BB K625 98.8K 50/37
21 D 6Q74 226.2K 51/18

I fold my button.

HAND 166 4000/8000 8K7
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 D A9T6 102.8K 60/21 70/25
21 BB 3J47 222.2K 43/37 31/49

I call D’s min-raise with a double-suited hand. He’s got a wrap around the lower cards on the flop and pots 32K. I fold.

HAND 167 4000/8000 AK9
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 BB 24J2 118.8K 40/33 12/18
21 D TKA8 206.2K 60/16 88/0

I raise to 24K from the button and BB calls with deuces. I pot 48K with flopped top two pair and he folds.

HAND 168 4000/8000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 D K44A 94.8K 30/18
21 BB AAJ3 230.2K 71/31

He doesn’t even try.

HAND 169 4000/8000 2T6
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 BB 9QQ3 90.8K 66/0
21 D 9583 234.2K 36/56

I limp in from the button and BB checks his queens. He folds to a bet on the flop of 16K.

HAND 170 5000/10000 622
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 D 78QQ 82.8K 61/4 83/10
21 BB 867A 242.2K 46/55 20/72

Blinds are up again. D limps in and I check. He min-bets with two pair and a flush draw, I fold.

HAND 171 5000/10000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 BB 25A5 92.8K 49/47
21 D 94T5 232.2K 52/7

I fold the button.

HAND 172 5000/10000 8QJ
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 D A257 97.8K 47/50 46/24
21 BB 6J2K 227.2K 53/6 54/1

This is where I start to lose control of the game. I had more than twice D’s stack, but that doesn’t mean a lot in PLO8. I wanted to go for the kill here and went with the double-suited hand. I’m not as far behind as all that pre-flop, and call a pot vet to 30K. I’m marginally ahead for the high half on the flop, with middle pair, but I don’t have the flush draw and no good low, so I fold to a c-bet of 60K.

HAND 173 5000/10000 K87 9 9
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 BB T273 127.8K 36/24 80/14 90/8 100
21 D T3A3 197.2K 64/31 20/56 10/38 0

I start this hand with 64% overall equity. Suited ace, low pair, second-nut low draw against essentially nothing. I open to 30K and get called. The flop isn’t so good for me, a ten makes two pair for BB. I need an ace or the case three for the high pot, or another low card. Nothing comes, however, and BB’s seven is all he needs for the win.

HAND 174 5000/10000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 D 2429 255.6K 45/32
21 BB Q475 69.4K 56/20

Now I’m the one who’s massively outchipped. D raises to 30K and I fold.

HAND 175 5000/10000 2K3 7 T
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 BB 3962 265.6K 41/34 43/1 10/0 0/0
21 D 47AK 59.4K 59/22 57/73 90/100 100/100

I open to 30K and BB calls. Both of us start with good low draws, but his gets counterfeit on the flop. BB bets 30K with two pair, I have almost that many chips left and call with the straight draw, nut low draw, and top pair. On the turn, I have 95% equity, and the river doubles me up with a scoop.

HAND 176 5000/10000 6QJ 7 A
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
41 D 243J 206.2K 40/44 66/25 87/25 100/100
21 BB K256 118.8K 60/11 34/1 13/0 0/0

D calls and I pot to 30K, which he calls. I want to go in for another double-up, and I’ve got a decent low draw, but I don’t know his is even better. The turn isn’t good for me, although I pick up bottom pair, but I commit, and bet 60K, D calls with middle pair. I shove the last bit in on the turn with just 13% equity, D calls, and he scoops the hand for the tournament win.

Summary

I was involved in this tournament for the majority of its run, going from 30/60 in Level 3 to 5K/10K (Level 25) in just 176 hands, an average of about 8 hands per 10-minute level, a little slower than a NLHE tournament, but not as much of a difference as in a live PLO8 game, where dealing plus split and side pot distribution can make for slower play even with skilled Omaha dealers.

I saw 65 showdowns at my table(s)—37% of the hands played—with 37 lows made (57% of showdowns). I was involved in nearly two-thirds of the showdowns myself (41 overall), winning highs in 25 (61% of showdowns) and lows in 9 (22%), with 5 scoops. I also won 17 hands without showdowns (nearly 10% of the hands I was dealt).

I put money into the pot in more than half of the hands I was dealt, even before play got short-handed. In fact, my VPIP didn’t stay below 60% until nearly hand 100. In part that was because I was short-stacked, but even after I took the chip lead with just a few players left, my VPIP was lower than it had been in the early stages of the game.

Before hand 75 I didn’t make a single pre-flop raise. In the last 100 hands, though, my PFR was 18%, nearly one in five hands.

Two attributes were most prominent in the hands that won chips either through getting other players to fold by raising or in showdowns. A suited ace combination featured in 65 of the hands that won without showdown or for the high hand (37%). 62 of those types of hands (which overlap to some extent) had three or more low-qualified cards (including aces).

27 of the hands that won low pots at showdown had suited aces (73%). The same number had three or four low cards (rather than just two). Only 18 of the low pot winners had A2 combos.

44 high or winning hands (25% of all hands) had pairs of tens or better, with 28 having pairs under ten (at least one winning had had both). 26 included three or more Broadway cards.

What conclusions can we draw from this? Well, the sample size is small, so drastic conclusions shouldn’t be made from this data, but the gross disparity in winning hands with suited aces—for both low and high pots—is something I plan to explore further. And I suspect that players may overvalue their nut low draws (A2) and high pairs.

If you’ve enjoyed the series, let me know. It’s going to be the last of its kind from me for a while, as my coverage of the WSOP starts in just about two weeks!

Wild Kingdom Index

Wild Kingdom: Hands 141—160

Bovada $500 PLO8 Bounty

The tournament is in the money and down to the last six players. I’ve been hanging on as player 21 for 40 hands not in the 10BB or less range. 11BB is the chip average right now. Believe it or not, but in two hands I’m going to be the chip leader.

HAND 141 2500/5000 234 9 6
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 CO JA7Q 73.9K 11/4
6 SB J8KK 11.5K 27/0 29/0 85/0 100/0 100/0 100/0
39 BB A5KT 34.8K 17/29 20/30 0/100 0/100 0/100 0/100
7 UTG 5493 53.4K 15/39
41 UTG1 53J4 112.1K 24/39 27/39 15/16
21 HJ 98Q7 39.2K 20/1 25/3 0/0

The big stack in UTG1 limps in with double-suited cards and a low three-card straight, I come along with a middle three-card. SB has a single-suited pair of kings, BB doesn’t have to do anything with three Broadway cards including a suited king. I’m the only person left out on the flop: SB picks up the second nut flush, BB has the nut low, and UTG1 has outs to a full house and draws to chop the low.

SB shoves for 6.5K after the flop, BB raises to 13K, and UTG1 and I fold. Once we’re out of the way, it’s a simple chop no matter what happens.

HAND 142 2500/5000 Q56 5 6
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 CO 7AT8 73.9K 18/19
6 D 7Q47 16.5K 13/4
39 SB TJ3K 39.8K 14/0 16/0 4/0
7 BB JT39 53.4K 22/0 28/0 13/0
41 UTG JK3K 107.1K 21/0 33/0 39/0 44/0 4/0 0
21 HJ 8654 34.2K 18/49 30/67 48/60 56/60 96/38 100

UTG calls with double-suited kings and I come along with a four-card straight in HJ. SB calls and BB checks. Going into the flop, I’m the only player with a low draw. The blinds check the flop, but UTG has second-nut flush draw and bets 20K. I shove my bottom-two pair for another 9.2K and UTG and I are HU for the turn. Another five brings his outs down to the last king in the deck, but a river six works for me. After ruling the roost for a while, he’s back in the mix with the rest of us, actually down in third place for the moment.

HAND 143 2500/5000 QK3 A 7
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 HJ K2Q7 73.9K 10/7
6 CO 5JA3 16.5K 14/46 21/44 22/16 17/0 0/0
39 D 8884 34.8K 23/1
7 SB TQ27 48.4K 20/7 29/7 48/8 29/21 0/0
41 BB 5396 72.9K 24/21 31/21 11/5 0/33 0/100
21 UTG JKA9 78.4K 20/0 33/0 38/0 67/0 100/0

I’m UTG and chip leader by a small amount. I’ve got three Broadway cards and a suited ace and limp in. CO has three wheel cards, SB has some garbage to bring along, and BB checks. Everyone checks the flop. SB has the best chance for the high pot with the flush draw and middle pair, but I have top pair.

The turn gives me top two pair and ruins CO’s chance for a low (but makes top and bottom pair for him) SB has low and Broadway draws, BB’s got the best low draw, as well as a gut-shot straight draw. Everyone checks again.

The river counterfeits one of SB’s two low cards, leaving BB with the best low of 7653A. My two pair is still good for the high. I bet 20K and CO calls, maybe thinking his A3 is good or misreading the low. Both the blinds fold, so BB misses out on the low half of the pot and half the bounty. I take the whole thing. Player 6 is out in 6th place.

HAND 144 3000/6000 K4K
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 UTG 56AT 73.9K 18/36
39 CO 3T43 34.8K 20/34
7 D 5JQ6 43.4K 13/10
41 SB 9QQJ 67.9K 32/0 66/0 88/0
21 BB 4J7T 104.9K 26/2 34/42 12/0

SB limps in with single-suited queens, min-bets the flop, and takes the hand

HAND 145 3000/6000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 BB K468 73.9K 22/11
39 UTG J395 34.8K 18/18
7 CO AA6Q 43.4K 29/35
41 D 76KQ 73.9K 16/2
21 SB J6TJ 98.9K 16/0

CO pots to 21K with single-suited aces and wins the pot.

HAND 146 3000/6000 33K 4 K
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 SB 8A25 67.9K 15/38 34/39 73/16 43/36 89/36 100
39 BB 84J6 34.8K 16/3 46/5 19/1 46/0
7 UTG K65A 52.4K 23/16
41 CO T96Q 73.9K 34/0
21 D 25A7 95.9K 16/39 30/40 14/16 22/36 21/36 0

I’m the first limper as D, with a suited ace, the nut low draw and four low cards. SB has almost the exact same hand, just one worse rank on the top end. He limps. BB checks with garbage. Everyone checks the flop but SB’s hand is far better with the flush draw. SB bets 9K on the turn, folding out BB, who has the best hand at the moment (which he can’t possibly expect). I make the call, violating one of the dictums of PLO8: never draw for half the pot. SB bets 18K on the river and I lay down. Holdem players may think that was a bad laydown, but this is Omaha, and SB had me beat witih AKK84 v my AKK74: two cards from the hand must play, and in this case what was a worse card for making lows would have made all the difference if I’d called.

HAND 147 3000/6000 8A3
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 D T7AT 88.9K 8/5
39 SB Q586 28.8K 21/10
7 BB 59JT 52.4K 21/0 32/0 18/0
41 UTG 962T 73.9K 20/18
21 CO A5QQ 80.9K 36/42 68/52 82/66

I limp in with my queens from CO and go heads-up with BB, who’s double-suited. BB check-folds the flop when I bet 15K.

HAND 148 3000/6000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 CO 8992 88.9K 23/>0
39 D 924K 25.8K 12/24
7 SB 6JAQ 46.4K 33/12
41 BB 546T 73.9K 25/8
21 UTG 35J6 89.9K 12/20

SB attacks the BB with a raise to 18K and gets a fold.

HAND 149 3000/6000 33K 6 9
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 UTG 7TJ5 88.9K 21/1
39 CO A75Q 25.8K 30/16 66/17 7/13 0/14 0
7 D TAQ9 52.4K 30/0
41 SB 8272 67.9K 17/2
21 BB 432T 89.9K 16/39 34/39 93/14 100/29 100

CO pots to 21K with a double-suited hand and less than 5K behind. I min-raise to 36K from BB and he calls all-in. It’s speculative on my part, but if a low comes with an ace, my three-card straight has a good chance of catching. The paired flop is even better. Neither of us have a heart draw, he needs a backdoor something to survive. There’s a little hope for him on the turn for a low, but I scoop when the river comes and get the bounty for player 39, out in 5th place.

HAND 150 3000/6000 499 K A
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 BB 5Q2A 88.9K 25/35 58/44 49/27 16 100
7 UTG 4K83 52.4K 16/25
41 D 8Q86 64.9K 33/0
21 SB JKQ4 118.7K 29/0 42/0 51/0 84 0

I limp into the hand from SB and BB pops it up to 18K with the low draw. I call. Neither of us bet the flop or turn, and we check the river. I probably could have bet the turn when I was ahead, but I was leery of the nines.

HAND 151 3000/6000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 SB 78A5 106.9K 32/32
7 BB 4K7T 52.4K 22/18
41 UTG JJ86 64.9K 33/>0
21 D K484 100.7K 15/4

SB opens to 12K and BB folds.

HAND 152 3000/6000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 D 7863 112.9K 12/9
7 SB 6J83 46.4K 24/8
41 BB K7QA 64.9K 43/5
21 UTG 5439 100.7K 26/37

I raise from UTG to 21K and everyone folds.

HAND 153 3000/6000 KKA
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 UTG 58JQ 112.9K 37/3
7 D 8T3J 43.4K 17/6
41 SB 3593 58.9K 23/39 45/40 5/19
21 BB T62K 109.7K 29/15 55/15 95/6

SB limps into the hand. I check from BB, then bet 12K on the flop with trips to forstall any flush draws and get a fold.

HAND 154 3000/6000 9T8 3 4
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 BB 35Q7 112.9K 21/20
7 UTG 7478 43.4K 29/5 48/15 78/7 84/9 100/0
41 D 5A7K 52.9K 39/27 53/34 22/18 15/41 0/100
21 SB 938K 115.7K 16/0

UTG raises to 21K with a pair and some cards in the middle. D makes the call. About half of UTG’s stack is in. The rest of UTG’s stack goes in on the flop (I kind of wish I had my cards back) and D calls. They split the blinds and make a few chips each.

HAND 155 4000/8000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 SB 6TT3 106.9K
7 BB 4589 47.9K
41 UTG K5J5 57.4K
21 D 765A 112.7K

Blinds are up again and only two of us are above 10BB. UTG folds, I pot from D to 28K with a suited ace, and the blinds fold.

HAND 156 4000/8000 KA3 K J
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 D 7234 102.9K 15/40 36/42 21/70 9/47 0
7 SB Q8J6 39.9K 29/0
41 BB 9A67 57.4K 30/11 64/14 79/1 91/0 100
21 UTG 94T5 124.7K 27/6

I fold UTG and D raises to 16K with a good low draw. I think if I was him I might have committed to the full pot (28K), as that would have forced either of the players in the blind to commit fully to the hand or fold. Instead, SB folds and BB just calls. The flop gives BB a flush draw, top pair, and a potential low, though he doesn’t know how good (or if) D has a low. D’s wrapped around the low cards with the possibility for a wheel. He makes the pot bet here for 36K, and BB runs with it, shoving to 41.4K. D has to make the call. D misses everything. BB doesn’t get his flush, but just the ace is good enough, and he scoops the pot.

HAND 157 4000/8000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 UTG J854 45.5K 21/60
7 D T6KJ 35.9K 27/0
41 SB Q4T4 118.8K 24/0
21 BB 393T 124.7K 30/0

I get a walk in BB.

HAND 158 4000/8000 743 5 J
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 BB K7KQ 45.5K 36/0
7 UTG 8336 35.9K 26/29 58/29 100/2 100/0 100/0
41 D 6QT6 114.8K 18/0
21 SB 2AK8 128.7K 20/30 42/30 0/98 0/100 0/100

UTG makes a move with a pair of threes, potting to 28K, with less than 1BB back. I have a suited ace and the nut low draw and re-pot to 92K. UTG and I are HU to the flop after he puts in his last chips. I flop the low end of the wheel, but the five I need makes a higher straight for UTG, who’s made a set. That comes on the turn, I’ve got the wheel for the low and UTG takes the high with the straight to the seven.

HAND 159 4000/8000 T3Q A 7
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 SB 8J47 37.5K 25/6
7 BB KK3T 39.9K 45/0 64/0 88/0 69/0 100/0
41 UTG 4J29 114.8K 14/21
21 D A824 132.7K 23/55 36/58 12/29 31/50 0/100

I raise from D to 28K with a suited ace and nut low draw, BB goes all in with kings, and I call. BB makes two pair without the kings on the flop. The turn pairs my ace but gives him a flush draw reducing my chances of making a winning two pair or straight. The river is safe, and we chop the small blind.

HAND 160 4000/8000 47Q 6 6
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 D 2233 33.5K 27/26
7 SB K55A 41.9K 25/5 52/12 18/56 6/100 0/100
41 BB 7A94 114.8K 24/15 50/32 82/4 94/6 100/0
21 UTG 4Q2T 134.7K 24/5

Blind-on-blind action. SB raises to 24K with fives and a suited ace. BB re-raises to 72K with a suited ace and slightly better low draw. SB goes all-in to call. The four on the flop reverses the roles of the two players, double-pairing BB and giving SB a shot at the low. They split the pot.

Summary

VPIP at this stage of the tournament is skewed because the table is short-handed and you necessarily have to play more hands. I’m holding at 50% through these hands, making three more pre-flop raises. My overall PFR is up to 8%, after sticking at 0 for the first 75 hands. Six of my hands went to showdown in this group, and I won the high pots in five of them, losing only one. I took three hands without a showdown.

My showdown hands were the only hands that went to showdown (not surprising, considering the small number of players left; at least two of us need to be in it for a showdown). There were lows on four of the showdowns. Again, the predominant factor in winning hands was a suited ace (7 in high hands, 4 in low hands). That doesn’t mean they won because of the suited ace, but hands where the player got involved and won had the suited ace. It could mean they decided to play the hand, call a bet, whatever.

Five hands had high pairs. Nine of the winning high hands had three or more low-qualified cards (including an ace).

I was planning to publish the next (and final) batch of hands Sunday, but I’m going to hold off until Monday. Duty calls!

My Time is Coming: Week 16 or My Time Is On Hiatus

Another unimpressive week of (mostly) tournament poker. This is my last regular update for a while. It’s not that I’m going to take a break from writing, I’m just going to be doing so much writing, I’m not sure how much I’ll be writing here, and my poker playing is going to be limited a bit over the next couple of months as I prepare and then head down to Las Vegas to cover the World Series of Poker as a live reporter for the WSOP. I wasn’t expecting that to happen when I started these collations (which I think are mostly read by me, anyway); hopefully anyone who misses them will find solace in the stuff I report from Vegas. If you’re going to be in the Rio between Memorial Day and mid-July, drop me an email at pokermutant at mutantpoker.com or @pokermutant on Twitter.

Bovada $5K NLHE Turbo

Hate-regged a tournament after busting out of the Final Table $20K. Deep stacks with 50BB when I got into it. Raised to 600 from 200 UTG with J 8 and got 3 calls. 8 4 3 on the flop, I checked, UTG1 bet 2.7K and got called by HJ and D. I shove to 9.7K, UTG1 goes all in for 6.7K, HJ is all in and D calls. I make two pair by the river, but UTG1 has a set of queens on the turn. I get a small side pot and go out in the next hand.

Fifteen minutes. 10 hands. 324th of 398 entries.

Bovada $500  PLO8 Turbo

When I play turbo, I play turbo! First hand I’m CO and pick up K 9 5 K. I limp after UTG, D goes all in for 610. BB pots to 2.3K. UTG is all in for 2K. I don’t really think I should fold here, so I’m in for 3K. BB puts a last 170 in. I’m the only one of the four players with below-average equity. Yay! The board runs our 6 2 T Q 4. I pick up a little equity by the turn, but end up with just the kings. UTG’s queens and fours take the high main and secondary pots, BB makes the best low on all pots with 7642A. I get a <2BB high second side pot and go out on the next hand. I’m not always this bad at Omaha (see below).

Two minutes. 2 hands. 33rd of 44 entries.

Bovada $1K NLHE 6-Max Turbo

Got up to four times the starting stack in the first forty hands, then this. The table was five-handed, I was on the button with 17K (34BB) and T A. I raised to 1.5K, SB called with 8 9 and BB shoves 12K. I read it as a squeeze and re-raise all in (SB has more than twice my stack). BB turns over 8 6, the flop is K 5 7. You can probably guess the rest. K on the turn to make it seem like maybe I’d escaped getting sucked on, then 9 for the coup de grace. I’m down to less than 10BB and out four hands later.

Thirty-eight minutes. 60 hands. 36th of 75 entries.

Bovada 0.02/0.05 NLHE Zone 6-Max

Two big hands. The first is J Q in BB. D raises to 2BB after three folds. SB re-raises to 6BB, and I 4-bet to 13BB. D folds, SB makes the call. The flop is 5 7 6 and SB check calls my 41BB all-in with K A. J on the turn puts it away for me.

Second was in SB with 8 9. Three folds, D calls, I make an out-of-position raise to 3BB and get called by BB and D. The flop hits me hard with 8 T J. I check-call a 3BB bet from D, BB folds K 8. The Q on the turn makes my straight. D has about 50BB left and bets 4BB. The pot has 20BB in it and I raise to 25BB. D makes the call. T on the river and I put 50BB in, more than D has left. He calls with J 5.

Thirteen minutes. 34 hands. +120BB.

Final Table $1K NLHE

I’m up a little bit and open to 500 with A 6. Jack, one of the regs, re-raises to 1.5K and I make the call. 6 6 4 on the flop. I bet, jack looks at me and shoves all in, and I call. He has QX QX and binks the queen on the turn.

Thirty minutes. 14th of 14 entries.

Bovada $500 PLO8 Hundredaire

I double up on hand 4 with K 9 T A as UTG1. I limp, then go to the flop three-ways after a raise to 160 from D. I’m wrapped around the Q J 6 flop, and check-call a bet of 280. The T on the turn makes my straight, D bets 550 and I raise to 2K. D is all in for another 225 and I make the call. He has the flush draw but not much else, and the river 3 knocks him out.

By hand 21, I’ve been up to 7.5K then slipped down to 5K. With K J 5 K as UTG2, I follow another limper, then get into a four-way pot for 2K total after a raise from SB. I end up in pretty much the same situation as D in the hand before, with a nut flush draw against a straight. I’m out not long after.

Fifty minutes. 31 hands. 32nd of 42 entries.

PDX Poker Club $2K NLHE

Took an irregular shot at a noon tournament (they tend to run too late for my schedule). Got as high as 130K at a point when that was more than two times the chip average, then lost 40K on a hand with tens against aces. In a SB v BB battle, I raised QX 9X and make top pair on the turn, didn’t bet it, and let KX TX get there on the river and take me for another 25K. Then I shoved QX TX into AX AX when I had less than 10BB while we were still at two tables.

Four hours and five minutes. 13th of 34 entries.

PDX Poker Club $8K NLHE

Got in late because I was called into work unexpectedly. Took a couple hits, then shoved 11BB over a mid-position raise with QX QX in the BB. Got called by AX 8X and he hit the ace on the turn.

One hour and fifteen minutes. 79th of 124 entries.

Bovada 0.02/0.05 PLO8 6-Max

The first bonanza came on hand 8. I bought in for the 100BB max and was already up 16BB. In SB with 8 4 K K I limped in with UTG and HJ. I hit middle set with the nut flush draw on the J A K flop and potted to 5BB. UTG and HJ called. J on the turn and the only things I’m worrying about are J J and a pair of aces. Not even a chance for a split pot. I pop to 20BB and UTG goes to 40BB. HJ is all in to call for 38BB. I have both players covered and pot to 110BB, HJ calls for his remaining 42BB. The river is Q. UTG has J A 2 9 for a full house but not one as good as mine. HJ has the straight with Q 8 T 7.

Bonanza 2 took a little longer. Hand 23 we’re five-handed and I get T 7 Q T on the button. UTG and I limp. SB has been a regular pre-flop raiser and puts in 5BB, which UTG and I both call. Once again, I make middle set on a 4 T Q flop, this time with top pair, as well. SB pots to 16BB, UTG folds, I re-pot to 64BB, SB is all-in for a total of 122BB, and I call. He has bottom set with A 4 2 4, as well as the club flush draw and a backdoor low. The turn crushes him, though, as I get T for quads. There’s an irrelevant 7 on the river.

Bonanza 3 on hand 30. In CO six-handed with 7 A A 7. HJ raises to 3BB and I pot to 10BB. D calls, SB calls, HJ calls. 55BB in the pot pre-flop. I have everyone covered by 200BB, so even if everything goes wrong with this hand, I’m in good shape. The flop isn’t auspicious: T 3 5. The best that can be said for it is that I have A. SB and HJ check, I go with my over pair and bet 40BB. D is all-in for 38BB. SB goes all in for 125BB. I make the call. SB turns over 6 8 2 4 for the club draw and tons of straight draws. D has 2 T 4 2 for one of the straight draws. Pre-flop against the other two hands, I have 50% equity. Post-flop, I’m down to 27%. The turn is K and the river is J, and somehow my pair of aces holds, to scoop a pot of more than 175BB.

Forty-six minutes. 43 hands. +425BB.

 

Wild Kingdom: Hands 121—140

Bovada $500 PLO8 Bounty

Three hours into an online 65-entry PLO8 Bounty tournament and we’re down to twelve players, with three spots to go before the first payout. I’ve been at or under 10BB for the past 20 hands as player 21. Let’s get to the action!

HAND 121 1250/2500 26Q 9 4
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
65 D TTJ9 24.4K 9/0
16 SB KA35 8.9K 23/37 61/43 35/85 13/63 100/100
6 BB J2TJ 28.6K 17/0
7 UTG AT64 34.2K 27/15
28 HJ 797Q 13.5K 15/0
21 CO 3276 16.2K 17/22 39/30 65/2 87/0 0/0

Disaster strikes! I limp in with the third nut low draw. SB has a suited ace and three low cards, and pots to 8.8K, with only 120 chips behind. I re-pot and he goes all-in to call. I lose my best low card but make two pair on the flop to pull ahead for the high, and I’m still good on the turn, but the river gives SB both a straight and the low, and I double him up, leaving me with less than 2.5BB on the next hand with the blinds going up.

HAND 122 1500/3000 2AJ T 6
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
65 CO 46TA 24.4K 29/24 53/32 39/52 88/42 100/0
16 D T27J 20.3K 11/7
6 SB 79KJ 26.1K 15/0
7 BB 384K 34.2K 9/17
28 UTG QK29 13.5K 19/0
21 HJ QA38 7.3K 23/31 47/41 61/33 12/21 0/100

I’m in dire straits. I have so few chips that I can go all-in without making a pot-sized raise, and I do that as second-to-act. CO calls. Target on my back, bounty on my head. I’m double-suited with an ace and the second nut low draw, and just barely ahead for overall equity. My ace is better than CO’s, but he has a better low. The turn is grim, as it gives CO two pair for the high, as well as the better low draw, but I get lucky on the river, which invalidates his low, and we split the blinds.

HAND 123 1500/3000 85J 4 K
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
65 HJ 73Q6 26.6K 10/0
16 CO 2JQT 20.3K 32/0
6 D 437A 24.6K 15/27 56/28 29/44 13/87 0/100
7 SB Q96A 31.2K 24/2
28 BB 792J 13.5K 14/0
21 UTG 2356 9.6K 12/22 44/24 71/16 87/13 100/0

I’ve got four low cards, a five-rank run-down, and on the next hand I’m going to lose a third of my stack as BB. I shove UTG, D calls with a suited ace and four low cards. I get lucky and pair my five on the flop; we chop up the blinds on the river. Not everyday you win chips in PLO8 with just a pair of fives.

HAND 124 1500/3000 A9K 5 8
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
16 UTG T4T5 20.3K 16/11
6 CO 336A 26.9K 14/34 43/49 40/16 25/40 0/100
7 D JAQ4 29.7K 28/12
28 SB 576J 10.5K 18/3
21 BB 98K7 11.8K 25/>0 67/6 60/9 75/14 100/0

Player 65 is moved to the other table. CO min-raises to 6K with the low draw and suited ace, and when it gets to me in BB, I shove. He calls.He catches the diamond draw on the flop, but I make two pair, and he needs running cards for a low. I get lucky and my pairs hold up. He gets lucky and makes the low on the river for a split.

HAND 125 1500/3000 834 J K
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
16 BB 66J7 20.3K 26/1 41/2 36/5
6 UTG J83A 27.6K 21/28 30/30 25/20 34/20 89/7 0/0
7 CO 2T3Q 29.7K 32/6
28 D A4K7 9.0K 17/20 25/22 4/95 7/100 0/100 0/100
21 SB 4KA8 12.6K 15/14 23/15 44/20 75/20 11/7 100/0

Going for three in a row. Then again, we are at just five players on the table, so the blinds are coming around fast. UTG limps in, D calls, and I put in the extra 1.5K from SB. BB checks. I make two pair on the flop to move me up from the bottom of the equity ladder. UTG bets 6K, D is all-in for just about that much, and I have the option to fold with 9.6K behind, call with 3.6K behind, or shove and hope top two is best. I shove, BB folds, and UTG calls the 3.6K. We’ve got two all-in players and a pot of 37.1K. On the turn—well, I did get it in with the best hand at the time—a jack makes a better two pair for UTG, and I have 7% overall equity in the hand: UTG has the spade flush draw, as well. I get a massive save on the river with the king, and we short stacks split the main pot, with me getting a sizable (7.2K) side pot all to myself because neither UTG or I have a low.

HAND 126 1500/3000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
16 SB 2877 17.3K 14/5
6 BB KJ5K 15.0K 32/0
7 UTG 992K 29.7K 20/0
28 CO 4J83 15.0K 14/8
21 D 6642 22.2K 21/45

My stack has gone from 2.5BB to 7BB in just four hands. Not exactly a spot where I can get complacent, but I can take a breather, even though this hand has 35% equity in this spot, better than even BB’s kings, overall (and mostly because of the low straight draw. BB doesn’t get to do anything with the kings, he gets a walk.

HAND 127 1500/3000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
16 D 37T9 15.8K 34/6
6 SB 4K53 16.5K 22/48
7 BB AAAA 29.7K 6/0
28 UTG QK5J 15.0K 22/0
21 CO 8QJ6 22.2K 24/6

What a time to get dealt quad aces, eh? It doesn’t mean a thing in Omaha, so there’s not much BB can do when SB pots to 9K as an open with a suited king and three low cards. There’s no single card that can come that can improve his hand; he can’t make a set, a straight, or a flush. He folds.

HAND 128 1500/3000 745
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
16 CO 239K 15.8K 12/16
6 D K8J4 19.5K 19/1
7 SB 8T3A 26.7K 34/38 41/45 95/100
28 BB 889J 15.0K 12/0 24/0 1/0
21 UTG 73QA 22.2K 29/43 38/51 4/100

I limp my suited ace and SB comes along. SB leads out on the flop with the flush and second nut low. BB folds. I’ve got a low, but since I could be beat there and I don’t have much of anything for the high (I could get a backdoor full house or quads, I suppose), I fold.

HAND 129 1500/3000 K2A 8 J
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
16 UTG 859T 15.8K 23/0
6 CO T5Q2 19.5K 15/23
7 D 967K 32.7K 18/5
28 SB 3QJ7 12.0K 26/14 49/24 47/51 29/89 0/100
21 BB A48K 19.2K 21/26 51/41 53/26 71/11 100/0

SB limps into my BB. He bets 6K on the flop with the flush draw, I have top two pair and shove. SB only has 3K behind and makes the call. The cards run out to the river and he takes the low. My two pair stays good. Since there was nobody else in the pot and there aren’t any antes, the split doesn’t make a difference to either of our stacks.

HAND 130 2000/4000 428 Q K
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
17 BB TQK2 10.3K 20/0 45/0 46/0 69/0 100/0
27 UTG TA67 68.9K 18/27
16 UTG1 Q6AT 15.8K 5/27
6 UTG2 2J75 19.5K 16/6
39 HJ AJ49 54.0K 13/33 31/45 16/67 6/44 0/0
7 CO 8639 32.7K 13/0
28 D JA98 12.0K 17/0 31/21 40/55 31/44 0/0
21 SB 436Q 19.2K 10/0

We’re at final now with just eight players. The biggest stack is between the button and the SB (me!). HJ—one of the big stacks—makes the call with a suited ace, then D shoves for 12K double-suited with an ace. BB has even less and makes sort of a desperation shove with 1BB in and just 1.5BB behind. HJ makes the call, he’ll still be in 2nd chip position if he loses. The lows of both HJ and D are counterfeit on the flop, nobody has a club flush draw, D’s behind in the chance of having the best high hand on the river, but he does for the moment. On the turn, BB has the best high hand and D picks up the best draw, for the heart flush. The river prevents anyone from getting a low, BB takes a 33K main pot with queens, and D gets 3.2K for the side pot high, with eights.

HAND 131 2000/4000 J93 3 K
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
17 SB 9726 33.0K 7/3 11/11 3/6
27 BB 5452 68.9K 15/37 27/41 19/27
16 UTG JA73 15.8K 7/15
6 UTG1 678T 19.5K 20/0
39 UTG2 QQ4K 42.0K 10/0
7 UTG3 AKQK 32.7K 18/0 30/0 26/0
28 HJ J953 3.2K 9/11 15/17 28/0 63/0 92 100
41 CO 88TT 92.7K 8/0 19/0 24/0 37/0 8 0
21 D 8J46 17.2K 18/5

UTG3 has kings and a suited ace and limps in. HJ has garbege and goes all-in for less. CO and SB limp. BB checks, and there’s a bounty in the offing. The stack at risk hits three pairs on the flop: any pairing of the board will make a full house and likely be the winning hand. Nobody has the club flush draw, UTG3 and CO have straight draws. CO bets 19.2K on the flop after a check from UTG3. Everyone but the all-in player folds. The turn makes HJ’s full house, though CO still has an out (only the T remains) for a better full house. HJ takes the main pot after the river, and CO gets a side pot of 3K.

HAND 132 2000/4000 55K J T
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
17 D 7688 29.0K 2/0
27 SB K73A 64.9K 47/14 78/37 82/15 92 100
16 BB 2JT3 15.8K 10/13
6 UTG JA69 19.5K 5/9
39 UTG1 J4Q6 42.0K 8/14
7 UTG2 48Q7 28.7K 9/0
28 UTG3 9293 16.2K 2/13 23/17 18/5 8 0
41 HJ 9Q8T 91.7K 9/0
21 CO T456 17.2K 19/28

UTG3 has a pair of nines and 23 for a low draw. He pots to 14K—almost his entire stack—and SB calls with a sllightly better low, suited ace, and suited king. And a lot more chips. SB bets the flop with two pair and an ace kicker, and UTG3 puts his last 2.2K in, if the board hadn’t paired, he might have won with two pair, but the fives on the flop work for SB and he takes out player 28 in 9th place: the first of the players to cash.

HAND 133 2000/4000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
17 CO J26T 29.0K 10/9
27 D 2A78 85.1K 6/44
16 SB T847 11.8K 23/2
6 BB 3JJQ 19.5K 15/0
39 UTG QKK6 42.0K 27/0
7 UTG1 968A 28.7K 12/15
41 UTG2 8A9Q 91.7K 6/>0
21 HJ J529 17.2K 11/12

Action folds to D, who raises this pot and takes the blinds after knocking out player 28.

HAND 134 2000/4000 882 6 6
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
17 HJ 94JT 29.0K 20/0
27 CO AQ4J 91.1K 19/0 38/0 0/0 0/0 0/0
16 D K58T 9.8K 18/0
6 SB 3TJ5 15.5K 14/5
39 BB 22A8 42.0K 20/33 37/33 100/0 100/0 100/0
7 UTG QK93 28.7K 7/0
41 UTG1 3KQ5 91.7K 4/5
21 UTG2 A372 17.2K 12/68 25/71 0/89 0/100 0/100

I have the three lowest cards and open to 14K from UTG2. CO is in, and BB calls. Both have me well covered. BB flops the nuts (he’s got deuces over eights, but also eights over deuces). I’ve got the best low draw. I go all-in for my last 3.2K, CO raises to 53.5K, drawing dead on his flush, and BB is all-in for 28K. Everyone gets chips from the pot, but CO’s about 20K lighter after winning the low side pot. BB gets the high pots for both main and side, and I take the low main. Mmmmm, lo mein.

HAND 135 2000/4000 TA4 6 Q
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
17 UTG2 6582 29.0K 14/9
27 HJ 3JJT 73.9K 19/0
16 CO KKT4 9.8K 12/0
6 D 5A2K 13.5K 11/40 38/60 73/74 81/100 0/100
39 SB 728Q 51.6K 16/0
7 BB QT42 28.7K 6/28
41 UTG 3864 91.7K 12/0
21 UTG1 9Q9A 26.8K 20/0 62/0 27/0 19/0 100/0

I limp in with a pair and a suited ace. D shoves for 13.5K with another suited ace and a good low draw. I’m the only caller. It looks at first like I might be scooped, with D’s king kicker for the ace and his low coming through on the turn, but the river queen saves my bacon and we chop the blinds.

HAND 136 2000/4000 A5Q 4 7
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
17 UTG1 98QJ 29.0K 12/0 57/0 57/0 0/0 0/0
27 UTG2 9A6K 73.9K 17/3
16 HJ KQ82 9.8K 5/0
6 CO 82T6 16.5K 7/2
39 D 65J7 49.6K 18/0
7 SB 35J2 24.7K 4/30 43/48 43/60 100/100 100/100
41 BB 8A45 91.7K 27/22
21 UTG 34TQ 29.8K 12/4

UTG1 min-raises with a badugied rundown and SB calls with three wheel cards. Pre-flop, SB has a slight edge in equity because of the low draw, which increases slightly on the flop. SB shoves with bottom pair and a number of two pair outs, as well as a wheel draw on top of the low draw. UTG1 makes the call for 16.7K—most of his chips—with no low and just second pair (and an ace on the flop). It seems insane to me. The four comes on the turn, locking up a scoop for SB.

HAND 137 2500/5000 582 3 7
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
17 UTG 8273 4.3K 12/0 16/1 33/0 33/0 44/0 0/0
27 UTG1 5J59 73.9K 17/0
16 UTG2 Q7KA 9.8K 13/7 21/23 7/15 7/15 0/69 0/100
6 HJ 47AK 16.5K 13/34
39 CO JTQT 49.6K 8/0 12/0 10/0
7 D JJA4 53.4K 4/28
41 SB TTA3 87.7K 10/44 13/49 16/86 16/86 6/37 0/100
21 BB 6289 29.8K 32/5 42/9 54/0 59/0 56/0 100/0

The loser of the last hand is now UTG with less than a big blind. He shoves 4.3K, putting his bounty up for grabs (in his favor, he does have four low-qualified cards). UTG2 goes all-in for 9.8K, with a suited ace and three Broadway cards. CO calls with a number of the cards UTG2 needs to complete his Broadway and a pair of tens. SB has the other tens and a low draw and makes the call. Over 35K in the pot and I’ve already got more in the pot than I need to call, even with garbage? Why not?

SB bets 43.4K on the flop with the best made low. I decide my top and bottom pair and high pot draws are good enough and make the call. CO is the only other player not already all-in and he’d have to call off his stack on the hope of making something high, so he folds.

The turn counterfeits SB’s low and my two pair (which I was splitting with UTG in the main pot). That’s more of a significant issue for SB, since I’m still ahead for the high in the two side pots.

The seven on the river counterfeits one of UTG2’s low cards, meaning he’s sharing the same 7532A low with SB for the pots they’re involved in. It also makes my nine-high straight.

SB and I just get our money back from side pot number 2. Side pot 1 was the two of us and UTG2; I get the high and they quarter the low. The same goes for the main pot, which included just enough from UTG to keep them from losing chips because of the quarter. The bounty, unfortunately, isn’t awarded proportionally to who got UTG’s chips, it just gets split evenly between the three of us. Player 17 is out in 8th place.

HAND 138 2500/5000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 BB 4Q96 73.9K 13/11
16 UTG Q6AJ 10.8K 12/15
6 UTG1 2852 16.5K 11/15
39 HJ J332 39.8K 20/30
7 CO 6T9Q 53.4K 9/0
41 D J978 88.8K 24/>0
21 SB 4T4K 41.7K 14/0

Yet another posty-bloodletting lull. BB gets a walk.

HAND 139 2500/5000 64J J A
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 SB 55J7 76.4K 20/0
16 BB 3T4K 10.8K 20/6 51/12 48/1 5/0 0/0
6 UTG 9839 16.5K 9/0
39 UTG1 4A86 39.8K 13/12
7 HJ 9Q27 53.4K 12/2
41 CO A27A 88.8K 12/15 49/28 52/56 95/35 100/100
21 D 7Q35 39.2K 19/9

Well, now that’s over, time to get back to carnage. UTG1 limps in with four low-qualified cards, CO has the nut low draw, a suited ace, and aces, and pots to 22.5K. BB calls all-in with a couple low cards and a king suited in hearts, just like CO’s ace. UTG1 folds his limp. Oddly enough, BB’s slightly ahead for the high pot pre-flop. He somehow manages to stay in contention on the flop, then gets dealt a blow on the turn, only to lose it all on the river as CO makes a full house for the high. Player 16 is eliminated in 7th place and player 41 takes the bounty.

HAND 140 2500/5000
PLAYER POSITION CARDS CHIPS START PRE-FLOP POST-FLOP PRE-TURN POST-TURN PRE-RIVER RIVER
27 D J977 73.9K 18/0
6 BB 87Q6 16.5K 13/5
39 UTG 9265 34.8K 8/33
7 UTG1 9T33 53.4K 26/0
41 HJ KK2A 107.1K 35/23
21 CO 286Q 39.2K 7/14

HJ raises to 15K with the kings and suited A2 to take the blinds.

Summary

By necessity, I get a bit more active in this group of hands, putting money into 10 of them (maintaining a 50% VPIP over 140 hands). Getting short-stacked after Hand 121, put me in the position of making three pre-flop raises in a row, nearly as many as I’d made in the previous 120 hands. I went to showdown nine times, profiting in all but the first (Hand 121, again). None of my profitable showdowns were scoops; I won the high hand in seven of eight and the low in one. I picked up a third of a bounty in Hand 137, though I got half the pot in which the player was knocked out. Even though I managed to pull off a recovery after the first hand of the group, I’m in the bottom three of the six players left in the tournament, and still down around 8BB.

Fourteen of twenty hands went to showdown in this group. That’s 25% of the showdowns at my table for the entire tournament, in just 14% of the hands. Ten of the showdowns resulted in low pots, a third of the low pots awarded (on this table) so far.

Fourteen of the hands that won either high or low pots had suited aces. In a sort of odd reversal, thirteen of the winning high hands had three or more low-qualified cards, including ten of the hands that won the high at showdown.