Untutored Youth — July/August 2026

The numbers go ever downward!

Where I was averaging more than 20 live tournaments a month a decade ago, I’m down to an average of two-and-a-half now, and July and August saw me in exactly five live games total, through I did get into a half-dozen online bouts.

Just five events in July: one of the Friday night onlne games with Beaverton Quarantine (NLHE Bounty, placed 8/10). a trip to Portland Meadows for a NLHE Freezeout (pathetic 23/26), and three online Chainsaw Poker events (PLO Hi-Lo, PLO, and Limit Omaha Hi, where I cashed only in the last, and less than 100% ROI for 2/6 place).

Actually had two outings to my NLHE original home game in August; which has picked up the schedule a bit as the children of several of the players have been heading off to college. One of them actually got to two tables for the first time in a while, and I did a rare rebuy, but bubbled the first and only got 8/10 in the bigger game.

Played just one Beaverton Quarantine NLHE game in August; only two Chainsaw games (8-Game Mix and 7-Card Stud Hi-Lo. The Portland Meadows Wild West 12-Round Stand Off looked promising—it was similar to a Survivor tournament, but instead of an even chop for a set percentage of the players, the money would be distributed through an Independent Chip Model (ICM) calculation after 12 rounds. I only made it to the middle of round 9 (26/78) but did have some interesting—if scary—conversations about ICM.

Entirely missed the Chinook Winds Summer Classic and Wildhorse Summer Poker Round-Up.

I’ve still got a little something going, though, Final Table ran a Summer Series the last weekend of the month and I unexpectedly got a chance to play the $20K Guarantee on Friday (they had a $50K Saturday) where Steve Myers and I met up. He was on a trip up from Arizona, and even though he’s been gone for a couple years, everyone was pleased to see him.

I hit a goldmine early on in the tournament when I got lucky in a 4-way hand holding Ax Qx vs. Qx Qx vs. Jx Jx vs. Tx Tx and nobody hit a set, with an ace on the river for me to take all three pots.

Stayed above average—sometimes well above—until the bubble broke about 8 hours into the game. I’d been thinking as I suffered through a card drought approacing the money that I might get whittled away by the blinds, but we went through ten players in the hour before the bubble. Once it broke, I managed to get a shove through with about 15bb. We were down from 20 to 12 in another hour; I’d dropped to 10bb, then all of a sudden we were at the final table with just nine after a several players busted from the other table on the same hand. We lost a single player in the first hour at the FT, then with eight players left and a few people keeping an eye on the $50K guarantee tournament starting in eight hours, an eight-way chop was proposed and as the smallest stack, I was happy to oblige.

Final Table is really stepping up their social media game, with the TD encouraging everyone to do a ‘winner’s’ photo with cash spread out in front of them and follow-up posts of winners and prizes. I ended up getting more than a grand more than I would have without the chop.

That’s everything for the past couple of months. I’ll be absent from September’s Chinook Winds series because of other commitments, but the Portland Meadows Main Event Series is coming up in early October, and my brother just got married in the Philippines, so if I win the lottery maybe you’ll see me at the Asia-Pacific Poker Tour Manila Championship instead!

Knock Knock — May 2026

We’re in the run-up to another Poker Summer Camp in Las Vegas. It was 10 years ago when I worked at the World Series of Poker as a live reporter. Fifteen years since my first time playing in Vegas. I haven’t been there every summer, and skipped several years since working there entirely. Missed last year, and it’s going to be a stretch to find the time to get down this summer, even after a couple of decent cashes this spring. At least my most recent game there was a win! I’ve got some ideas…

Online

My Chainsaw experience continues to be mostly negative. Not because I’m not enjoying it, but because the player field includes a lot of people who are actually good at mixed games. I thought I was—and around Portland that may have been true at one point—but throw me in the water with people who’ve won bracelets and maybe not.

I stepped up the pace a bit this month after the cash in April’s PKO. 20 tournaments, which started off with a nice second place in a Limit Hold’em. Then it was 19 more tournaments (Pot Limit Omaha, 7-Card Stud, Pot Limit Omaha Hi-Lo (2), 7-Card Stud Hi- Lo (2), 8-Game Mix (5), 5-Card Pot Limit Omaha, HORSE (3), Limit Omaha, more Limit Hold’em (2), Limit Omaha Hi-Lo) with only a single cash from a small LHE game and four stone bubbles. That was painful.

Because I was stepping up my non-home game play this month, I only participated in one of the Beaverton Quarantine games, placing in the middle of a single-table PLO Bounty tournament.

Live

My former work colleague Benwho’s made a couple of trips to Las Vegas with me—is back in Portland and wanted to get together to play a little poker. We headed to Milwaukie’s Stadiums Sports Bar, the remaining outpost of the One Good Hand Oregon Poker Club for their Friday night $50 No Limit Hold’em tournament. We had a couple beers before joining in, then I lasted about two-and-a-half hours before busting halfway through the field. Ben made it to 4th place, though!

Portland Meadows Poker Classic

Middle of May was the Portland Meadows Poker Classic.I popped in for Monday’s 5-Seat Guaranteed NLHE Main Event Satellite, pumped in a couple of buy-ins, then missed one of the 9 tickets by three places. I regmaxxed the PLO Double Board Bomb Pot tournament on Tuesday and only lasted 35 minutes but with all of the early rebuys still ended up in the top half of the field.

Since I didn’t win a satellite seat, I bought in directly to the series’ $100,000 Guaranteed NLHE Main Event. I’d entered the time into my schedule as noon but realized things had started an hour earlier when Devin Sweet looked at me disapprovingly, so I sat down in the middle of action. Not long after I sat down, owner Brian Sarchi looked up from a conversation and called over that he’d just been talking about not having seen me for a while (we had a nice talk ourselves during a break later) and I’m attributing everything after that to good ju-ju from this incident.

I’d played against one of the table young guns (at this point, almost everyone is a young gun compared to me) before and had noticed how he battered at early betting pre flop with massive raises, so when I called a small opening raise with 5x 5x and he raised to 10x, once the original raiser had folded, I made the call. The flop came 4x 4x 2x, there was a chunky c-bet, then it went check- check on the 3x turn and 2x river. He showed Ax Kx, my fives took the hand and he seemed a little annoyed, but that might just be me.

A couple of hands later, he opened from seat 8 with a normal raise, got called, then the player who’d opened in the previous hand (seat 2) 3-bet, the young gun 4-bet, and the guy who’d called him (seat 9) shoved all-in. Seat 2 re-shoved, and all three players got it in pre-flop with kings (seat 2) vs. tens (seat 8) vs. jacks (seat 9). The flop was Tx 8x 8x, and it’s luck like that you need to have to win.

A couple hours after I registered, I was moved to one of the upstairs tables. I’d never been upstairs at the club—it’s not usually opened up to the public—but people came from all over the Pacific Northwest for this tournament, which promised to have one of the largest prize pools in region for the year (hey, it’s why I was there!). With only three casino venues in Oregon and Washington running tournament series these days, there are just a handful of events per year this big. Anyway, the upstairs is everything you might have been expecting—and more! Seriously, though, I did hear a couple of people saying they missed the hubbub of voices and clatter of chips in the first floor space where there were more than 20 tables.

By the end of hour four, the prize pool was more than double the guarantee, and there was still half an hour of registration. After a couple levels of stagnation, I was slowly starting to climb, especially after getting someone to call an overbet on the river when I held ac7c and there were four clubs on the board. I was up to three times the starting stack (about 150% of the average) at six-and-a-half hours in, with more than half the field gone

Our table upstairs broke at the seven-hour mark. Got aces in the small blind and squeezed over a raise from Tam Nguyen and a call. Showed it to establish a little table cred. Then I lost a significant chunk drawing against him when it was a big blind defend I should have just tossed.

Beat down another Tam open with queens in the small blind, then Ax Kx on the button against the table chip leader who called my 3-bet got me back up to 200k.

Blind vs. blind, I open-called Kx 8x from the small blind. The big blind raised to just over three big blinds, and I came along to see a Jx 7x 4x flop. We check, and it’s 8x on the turn. I bet about 3bb, he called, and a Kx on the river gave me two pair. I opened with a bet of 6bb, he quickly called and shows 8x 4x, then says “Wow”. Will it stop him from raising that hand on the big blind again? I doubt it.

Halfway through the ninth hour of the tournament, we’re down to 72 players, with half of the remaining field getting paid.

A player from out-of-town who’d been at my upstairs table with a lot of chips had had some things happen since I’d last seen him, and he shoved his short stack after seeing a A Q 6x flop. one of the big stacks at the table made a large re-raise, and the biggest stack shoves, with the other big stack calling all-in. The biggest stack has a set of sixes, the other large stack has K J for both Broadway and nut flush draws. It’s a Tx on the turn, and more than half a million chips transfer between the players, making what I think is one of the first million-chip stacks in the tournament.

My caution gets the best of me sometimes. A player on my right shoved for almost all of my chips, I fold 8x 8x with four to act behind me, including the monster stack, who calls. Ax Tx for the all-in player, Tx Tx for the big stack, flop of Ax Jx 8x, and I missed a chance to triple up, but it was the right play.

Opened J 9 and got a couple of callers with a flop of K Q Qx that got checked through to a T turn and even better 6 river (though the T would have been nice). For comparison to the big stack, that got me to 345k. Oh, and I got aces next hand.

By the time we were hand-for-hand a little more than eleven hours into the tournament, I was just below the 25bb chip average. Hand-for-hand lasted about 40 minutes, I was under 20bb by the time we got there. I managed to double up in the next half hour Ax Qx vs. Kx Jx to 27bb.

At the 13-hour point, I picked up Kx Kx and shoved my sub-average stack, managing to get called by one of the larger stacks holding Tx Tx and doubled up to over a million, with 21 players remaining and just about 14M chips in play. Three-quarters of an hour later, we were down to two tables. The pace picked up a little, and we lost six players in 40 minutes.

It was on the final table bubble where I made my big mistake. An active player with a big stack immediately to my right raised and I just called with Jx Jx when the right thing to do with my average-sized stack was to shove. I started the hand with just over a million in chips, the big blind was 60k, I had less than 20bb, but I was in early position and was cautious of the folks behind. With a 3x 3x 2x flop, I thought I might be safe, and as the player was fairly aggressive, I just called on the flop and turn, then he put out a bet of almost 10bb on the river and I called that, too, because I had an over pair to the board. As it turned out, he had pocket threes, and I was dead from the flop (well, technically, the turn, but…) Anyway I was out in 10th place a couple hands later shoving less than 10bb and just missing out on the final table photo and the potential of another $40K that went to first place. Congrats to everyone who made it.

Photo from Portland Meadows Poker Club Facebook.

Final Table $10K GTD NLHE (x2)

I haven’t played a lot of the Friday night $10K GTD NLHE tournaments at Final Table Poker Club since I poker-retired (I played 20 of them in 2018), preferring to save my poker hall passes for the First Friday $20K GTD, but since it’s late May, the run-up to the World Series of Poker, I decided to hit the last two weeks.

Friday after the $100K at Meadows, I late-registered about 90 minutes in (roughly a half-hour before the end of reg). Shoved Ax Kx on my first hand and got a fold from the original raiser (starting stack was around 50bb at that point). Then I lost a big hand to the same player for more than I’d won on my shove. A few hands later, I raise 6 6 and Dave Tragethon in seat 1 limp-calls the raise. The flop is 8 7 5. The turn is inconsequential, and Dave puts me nearly all-in. I shove my open-ended straight-flush draw, he calls with J Tx and gets the better flush with Q on the river. I rebuy (there’s a single live rebuy in this tournament, you can’t leave the table and re-enter).

Blinds are up to 300/600 with a big blind ante. Starting stack is 20K, so I’m starting the second bullet with 33bb. On the button with aces. Dave starts to put out a raise from seat 1 before seat 9 has had a chance to act, then 9 puts out a raise of 2700. Dave calls. I shove my brand-new stack. Seat 9 calls, Dave folds and shows sixes. Seat nine has jacks. The flop is 6x 8x 9x and Dave would have made the set; the turn: 7x, and, of course, the river is Tx. So my rebuy lasts one hand. At least I’m out before the add-on.

The next Friday, tables are turned for a while as on the fourth hand of the night while we’re still 200bb deep I get it in with queens against aces and flop a queen. I’ve already won a hand, so the other player is covered and does not rebuy.

There was a kind of wild hand at the table that I wasn’t involved in where two player got all-in pre flop with 9 9 vs. A A. The flop was J 9 7, flipping the script, but then the turn was A, which had everyone wowing and winded by the time the 9 landed on the river. It’s stuff like that that makes poker such a great game.

Final Table $10K GTD quad nines vs aces over nines - 29 May 2026

The rest of the tournament’s unremarkable, I call a shove for half my stack and lose a flip, then get cut down to half a starting stack, work my way back up to start, and make it to the end of registration. Got the add-on and after some consideration the re-buy, so I start the next session with slightly fewer chips than I would have if I’d max late-regged and just bought all that I could.

Four hours in, I was down to 10bb and shoved Ax 8x from the hijack. The blinds were in an animated World Cup discussion and the small blind says “Call” but just puts out enough chips to call the big blind, who just checks. The dealer points out there’s an all-in and asks if small blind wants the floor after the big blind folds. Small blind looks at my meagre stack and shakes his head, turning over 8x 4x. There’s a four on the flop.

This is poker.

Final Table $10K GTD bustout screen - 29 May 2026

Inspection Wise 1999 — March/April 2026

For whatever reason, the games I tend to find myself in in the Chainsaw Poker online tournaments tend to be barely more than a single table, but the first week of March, there were a couple that made it into the low 20s for entries. Not that it did me any good, as I was in the bottom half of all five of them: a couple 7-Card Stud Hi-Lo, HORSE, Pot Limit Omaha Hi-Lo, and a smaller 8-Game Mix.

That was followed up by chops in consecutive Beaverton Quarantine games on the same Friday (No Limit Hold’em and ot Limit Omaha Hi-Lo Bounty. Week 2 of March concluded with another couple of losses on Chainsaw Poker (both 8-Game).

The Home Game went off on its usual Monday but I flamed out in fifth of eight after a couple hours. Then there were three more Chainsaw 8-Games, one of which I min-cashed in (just 73% ROI) and the other two where I was in the bottom half again.

Week 4 was empty up to the day I went down to the Chinook Winds PacWest Poker Classic. I’d been hoping to make some of the non-Hold’em tournaments mid-week, but my work schedule did not cooperate, so I was locked into heading down for the $225K Guarantee NLHE Main Event on Saturday. I showed up just after the event started and made it about five hours before I flamed out. They blew out the guarantee, which was to be expected after a successful week where most of the fields leaped over last year.

After busting the Main. I walked over to the cash games to play some Big O at the table with my roommate for the night, Brad P. On the very first hand, I doubled up after a guy at the far end of the table called off against my nut-nut hand. Then I lost most of it to the guy next to me with a questionable call of my own just a few hands later. I didn’t get up, though, and ground my withered stack back up to a 33% ROI after 90 minutes. Brad stayed on at the table, I went to the room and played an online 8-Game where I ended up only 5/7.

The next day, I hung around to play the last event of the series, the $5K GTD Limit Omaha Hi-Lo/7-Card Stud Hi-Lo. Made it to within sniffing range of the money, though I was short a lot of the last hour. It only paid 5 places; I made it to 14th of 46.

My last tournament of the month was another min-cash at Chainsaw Poker, 112% ROI for 3/13 in Stud/8.

April started off much the same as March: bottom of the stack finishes in online HORSE, NLHE Bounty, Omaha/8, and another NLHE Bounty in the first couple of weeks. I’d slowed down a bit because I was sort of saving myself for some live games at the end of the month.

Portland Meadows ran a brief Bounty Series in mid-April, with a $400 buy-in NLHE Progressive Knock-Out Bounty as the main event.

I was down to half my starting stack after the first half hour before I started to catch some wind. I was back over start by the end of the second level (30 minute levels) after a guy with a flush draw shoved into my top pair / top kicker and didn’t make it. Doubled again by the end of level three after flopping a set of kings and my opponent caught a set of jacks on the river. Both of us were a little cautious because of a monochrome flop, but I still called his river bet.

Picked up a couple of bounties early (initial bounties were $50 cash, $50 toward your own bounty). I held steady at about 100K (starting was 30K) for several hours, going from 3x average to 2/3 average. The number of tables was never large, there seemed to be a lot of re-entries (total of 140 entries). We were down to 3 tables after six-and-a-half hours.

One hand with kings under the gun ended up with me getting $125 in cash and a bunch of chips, plus, I crippled another player (but someone else got his bounty chips). Seven hours in, I was up to 320K while the average was 200K. 40bb on the bubble (18 places paid).

Nearing the end of the eighth hour and the final table, I raised ace-king against an aggressive player who had a big stack of bounty chips and who’d lost a bunch of chip chips. The flop was KJx and I bet 5bb as a continuation. The aggro player shoved for a total of 8bb, then the chip leader reshoved with a covering stack. I had to call. The smaller stack had a flush draw and the big stack had king-ten, so I was ahead and stayed ahead, essentially tripling up as well as picking up a couple hundred dollars in bounties. Soon after, we were at the final table, where I had a fifth of the chips in play with 55bb.

At the final, I crabbed my way around for a couple of hours, not really picking anything up I could make a move with, drifting down to 12bb after 90 minutes. The average stack was just 21bb when we were 5-handed. My last hand, I open-shoved 9bb with KJ, and made it through to the big blind player who had just a bit more than me and a pair of fours. He flopped a set and got a good pile of bounty chips. My payout was half the amount for the top two spots, plus about $800 in bounties. Just under 10 hours and 400% ROI (after spreading the love with some tips).

Final Table Poker Club opened up in April 2011, simultaneously with the US Department of Justice coming down on online operators PokerStars and Full Tilt on Black Friday. That was my launch into the world of live poker. I’d only been playing in a home game and online for three years (at least since the mid-1980s) but when Black Friday closed down online poker in the US for the most part, I started looking for alternatives, AND BY JUNE I’D FOUND MY WAY TO Portland Players Club at NE 60th & Glisan, Aces Players Club at SE 26th & Powell (each just two miles from my house, though in opposite directions), Ace of Spades on SW Barbur Blvd. (where The Game has been for many years now), and—by late May—Final Table, in their original location at NE 122nd & Glisan.

Over the years, I’ve played more than 425 tournaments at Final Table (one of the things I had to do immediately after Black Friday was to write my own poker tracking app, because I couldn’t just rely oin PokerTracker any more), 83 of them (7 a month on average) in 2016. Back before COVID, I did a revamp of the Final Table web site in exchange for a couple years of free door fees (they add up!), which would have been an even sweeter deal if that hadn’t overlapped with me telling my wife I was ramping back my playing schedule when she retired.

So April was their 15th Anniversary Series, culminating in a $50K Guarantee. You always have (irrational) high hopes coming off a good score like the PKO had been for me. I ended up rebuying in level 1 after making a bad call. Even the post-rebuy was a struggle as I kept losing chips; despite felting three players with shorter stacks by the end of level 4 I still only had 1.5 times the starting stack.

Ten minutes before the end of rebuys, I picked up a pair of kings (K K) under the gun, and made a min-plus raise. There were a couple of callers, then the big blind made a large 3-bet. I jammed, the callers folded, the big blind called and showed queens (Q Q). J T 9 on the flop, the nine paired on the turn (9), so I went from winning about 80% of the time to 75% of the time (when he picked up the straight draw), to 85% on the turn until the river Q when I made a straight.

I wasn’t about to take the second (and final) rebuy after that. It was time to go home. Saved myself the add-on, as well. Brad P late registered and lasted longer than I did but busted a few hours later before the money, which was not insignificant for a $200 buyin. Happy 15th Anniversary to Ben May and the folks working with him at The Final Table!

My last two games of April were on Chainsaw Poker. Another bottom-half finish in a Limit Omaha Hi-Lo game, then an outright win in a small Pot Limit Omaha 6-Max where I made it to the money as the overwhelming chip leader, then had to battle my way back in heads-up when the challenger managed to double up a couple of times and surpass me before I finally won. Just 333% ROI, but a nice way to cap off a couple of good months (well April was good, anyway).

Big congratuations to Adam Natress, who made back-to-back first place finishes at the Little Creek Casino South Sound Poker Series in Washington and the World Series of Poker Circuit Lake Tahoe. The Lake Tahoe win was his largest-ever cash (and was the week before the South Sound event). Those cashes put him in a good spot to surpass the million-dollar mark this summer. Adam was interviewed this past week by Oregon Public Broadcasting’s Think Out Loud.

I’m writing this Sunday, May 10, which was the last day for long-time PokerStars announcer Joe Stapleton, a staple if I say so myself of my poker consumption diet for more than a dozen years. I’ve watched most of the European Poker Tour and many of the PokerStars Sunday Million live streams presented by Stapleton and James Hartigan. Their Poker In the Ears podcast has always been top on my list of listens (I was a contestant on Superfan vs. Stapes five years ago this month). I always thought he was amusing, anyway.

Looking forward this next week to the Portland Meadows Poker Classic, where I’m hoping to put some of that PKO money to use in the $100K Guaranteed NLHE Main Event as well as a couple of others. No idea yet if I’m going to be able to get away to Las Vegas for Poker Summer Camp, but I’m hopeful this year!

Statecontrol — October 2025 to February 2026

I have to admit that a lengthy losing streak doesn’t make me rush to the keyboard to update the old blog, not even to celebrate its 15-year anniversary back in December.

October was a complete brick, with eight tournaments (only one of which was live). Then I got heads-up in a live NLHE Freezeout at Portland Meadows for my first game in November but placed in the lower 50% of the next six games, finishing off the month with a two-way chop in a very small online game.

My birthday treat was a miss in the Meadows Big O Championship Satellite, where I made it at least up into the top 25% on my second bullet (after going out on the first hand with my first). Did about the same in Final Table’s Big O tournament just before Christmas, then had a win in a small online NLHE game on Boxing Day to close out my poker year.

I picked up the pace but not the bucks in January with 17 events, hoping maybe The Year of the Fire Horse would prove auspicious. Started off with another second-place finish in a small NLHE tournament, then losses in a PLO/8 Bounty, PLO Heads-Up, another NLHE Freezeout at Meadows (though with a bigger buy-in), an 8-Game Mix, and a NLHE Bounty.

Was leading the field in a HORSE tournament but tripped up on a couple of Razz hands and ended up just in third (but a cash). Then losses in PLO/8 6-Max (2), HORSE (2), 8-Game Mix, Omaha/8, and 7-Card Stud/8. Heads-up in a small, live NLHE, then min-cash in 8-Game Mix 6-Max, and a bottom half finish in Omaha/8.

February started a lot quieter, with a shot at Final Table’s $20K GTD NLHE First Friday (made it into the top third but still a long way from the money), an online 8-Game Mix, another little online NLHE chop, and a fifth of seven finish at the old home game, then 4/5 in a PLO online. But the month finished with two cashes in Chainsaw Poker games: 3/17 in PLO/8 6-Max and 2/14 in 8-Game Mix.

I’m hoping to make some of the Chinook Winds PacWest Poker Classic at the end of March and some of the special events in town (though probably not the $1,000 Heads-Up tournament)!

Hate To Say I Told You So — April/May 2025

It’s been a busy couple months here at Mutant Poker, even though my playing volume is still so much lower than it used to be and I don’t have any plans to go to Las Vegas this summer because of real-life stuff. Things to be happy about, though!

The Poker

First off, the past couple of months have been profitable, if not enormously so, which is always an accomplishment for someone who plays tournaments almost exclusively. I played just 25 tournaments (5 in April and 20 in May), with only two of those live (more on these types of numbers later).

No live poker at all in April, just a couple of small online home games and three in an online poker league. I bricked the first three (two Stud/8 tournaments and a NLHE Bounty), then won a single-table PLO tournament and a 21-entry 8-Game Mix that saved the month.

Just 6 of the 20 tournaments in May were NLHE (one live). I took first in two of the online home games. I was on a roll from the start in the live home game—nearly knocking out two players on the second hand—right up to the bubble when a player who’d clawed his way up from nothing at first lost a flip against me on the flop then hit a set on the turn and left me gasping for air and the booby-prize of less than half a buy-in.

The rest of the games were PLO/8 and PLO/8 Bounty (5), PLO (1), 8-Game Mix (3), HORSE (1), Stud/8 (3), and O/8 (1). I cashed in half of them and won the PLO, a PLO/8 Bounty, an 8-Game, and a Stud/8. The buy-in’s aren’t huge, the fields aren’t particularly big, but it’s great to be able to play something other than NLHE so regularly.

This would all theoretically hearken well for a WSOP trip, but no.

The Stats

May marks 14 years since I started keeping track of every real-money poker event (cash and tournaments). I built my own primitive online tracking tool just after Black Friday and a shift to live poker put a kibosh on automatically recording everything with Poker Tracker. At the time, I also had some ideas on how gauge the future profitability of tournament poker players who can be good even if they’re underwater financially.

Here are some stats on the local rooms I’ve played in in that time:

  • 452 events at The Final Table Poker Club
  • 448 events at Encore Club (that’s not going up any more)
  • 431 events at Portland Players Club (same)
  • 160 events at Aces Players Club / Aces Full Poker Club
  • 99 events at Portland Meadows Poker (looking forward to that third digit)
  • 21 events at The Game
  • 17 events at Cowboy’s (briefly underneath Aces)
  • 11 events at The Last Frontier 
  • 8 events at Claudia’s
  • 8 events at Oak Tree Casino
  • 4 events at Ace of Spades 
  • 4 events at Deuces Players Club
  • 2 events at Rialto Poolroom
  • 1 event at Big Stack Poker Club (does that put me at 100 with Brian Sarchi?)
  • 1 event at Trio Poker Room

The bulk of that was in the years between 2011 and 2016, which is one of the reasons the Meadows number is so low, relatively. I went to work at the WSOP in the summer of 2016 after being mostly unemployed for years (hint: not the best time to pick up poker as a hobby unless you’re good at it) and came back to a job offer that took me off the streets during the weekdays when I had been frequenting Final Table, PPC, and Encore.

When I posted this in the NW Poker group on Facebook the other day, I got queries about some of the other fine rooms that have existed in the past 15 years. There are places I just didn’t get to. Sorry.

The Tracker

One of my projects the past month has been to update the software I use to track my poker playing. I wrote a crude system back in the spring of 2011 using mySQL (online database software) and PHP (a scripting language) but I’m a hack programmer. While I’ve been working with and programming computers since the days when we used paper tapes and punch cards, my formal programming training ended before any of the modern languages were even developed and more than a decade before the birth of the World Wide Web. Event the languages I did learn in depth (and wrote books and articles about) are long-dead. It’s been more than 20 years since I wrote my last book. So what I created was pretty unsophisticated but it did most of what I wanted it to do, which was to sort events by start and end dates, cash and/or tournaments, venues, minimum and maximum entrants for tournaments, and min/max buy-ins. Plus, it showed running totals for cost, payouts, and profits over the selected time period, median ROI for profitable tournaments, and the value of a metric I came up with called Tournament Performance Index, which is derived from a ratio of percentage of tournament cashed and the median ROI.

The “design” of the old tracker was pretty minimal, but it did use different backgrounds on tournaments and cash games, with varying shades for profitable events and unprofitable events. Despite the fact that part of my actual job is implementing the design for web sites, I didn’t put a whole lot of time into making it look nice, because I was the only person who was going to see it; I never had any intention to make it into a product—I’m not that kind of guy (i.e. a good businessman).

I’ve been wanting to do a revamp for a long time, and there were some features I wanted that were just too much of a hassle to add for just myself, but a recent evaluation of Codeium’s Windsurf Pro AI coding aid led me to do a complete rewrite of the PHP backend (API or Application Programming Interface that communicates to the database) and front-end. The front end was originally written in PHP, returning an HTML web page to the browser. My goal was to do something more modern, with a front end written in React, a JavaScript variant that does its work in the viewer’s browser. I’ve done a fair amount of work in React over the past five or six years, but most of it has been making data look pretty, not on actually fetching and slicing and dicing the data. If I was doing that for work, it’d be one thing, but any time I spend on tracker development is time I could be playing poker.

Windsurf certainly didn’t do the job instantly. Nor did it execute instructions with perfection. I found that with some tasks, once a component had been built, it was at times far more difficult to refine the component to get it to do what I wanted than it was to throw it all away and start over, knowing where I’d run into problems on the prior attempt. But with a couple of days of work, the basics of the tracker had been completely rebuilt. With a few more days poking at it, it was on a par with the pool I’d built up in dribs and drabs over 14 years, and even had a few new twists. Plus, it was going to be far easier to add new features.

At the heart is a simple form where all of the content should be obvious except for consortium which was a long-ago plan for a few of the guys in our home game to share a portion of our winnings, which—apart from me paying out $300 for the first $10K GTD I final tabled at Encore Club back in 2011—never saw any other money transacted. I could probably get rid of that column but it’s in the database.

I can filter events by date, name, buy-in,, and number of entries, and can show or hide by venue. I’ve been taking photos of tournament screen when I bust out for almost 15 years now, so it’s pretty easy to keep track of that info even if I don’t feel like entering it in right away. Believe it or not, I’m more likely to forget to take a photo when I’ve cashed than when I’ve busted short of the money.

Individual events have their own row with the date, event name venue, event type (T here for three tournaments). A number after a T indicates the number of tournaments in a row without a profit (thankfully just 1 here). An identifier for the venue. Basic financials, placement, cumulative financials, notes under the number on rebuys, addons, and payouts (if I take them). And a little graphic indicator to indicate the number of minutes played in the event (one full circle for each hour).

Yes, I only lasted 5 minutes in the game in the middle. It was a max late reg!

Up near the top are some tournament stats. As I said earlier, I’ve been running hot the past couple months, at least in my very minor-league circles.

Finally, some charts. As a big believer in data science and poker–let’s call it Moneychip–I’ve made a variety of charts over the years to try to figure out what, if anything,I was good at, and just how good “good” was. Aside from the standard cumulative cost, payout, and profit line chart at the top, the radar chart below it shows me where I’ve finished in tournament fields as a percentage of the field. As I mentioned, it’s been a good couple of months, with the upper-right quadrant of the Tournament Placement chart showing 1st-place finishes in more than a quarter of the events over April and May (I was first out in several events, as well). My version of the chart has grid lines at 90% (the old standard for payouts in larger fields) and 85% (the standard at the WSOP in most events). but smaller events often pay higher percentages, if barely.

So. That’s it for this edition. I’ve got more charts to make. Maybe some poker.

Outsmarted — February/March 2025

Another couple of months of light pokering. The Chainsaw Poker league continues to be interesting, though I only had two min-cashes in 14 shots over February and March. So, no profits but I got to play 8-Game Mix, Stud/8, HORSE, PLO/8, and Omaha/8.

In the Beaverton Quarantine league, I only played a couple games during February, then four in March (including two on one night), winning two outright (a NLHE Bounty and NLHE) and ending another NLHE in a three-way chop. The other three (NLHE Bounty, PLO, and PLO/8 Bounty) I was dead last.

The original home game had a get-together in February and I got off to a good start with aces vs. kings in the early levels, pulling into the chip lead early on only to have the whole thing go gunnysack over the course of two hands after the end of rebuys and I ended up in 10th place out of 12.

I wasn’t able to make it down for much of the Chinook Winds PacWest Poker Classic, but I was able to get there for the opening weekend’s $100K GTD NLHE tournament. Got pasted early on and re-entered.

On the next-to-last hand before the end of registration break, I was down to 20bb UTG and opened AA, getting 4 callers. The flop was 964 rainbow; I continued for 4bb and a loose caller across from me plonked in more than my stack. I called, he shows 9T offsuit and the aces hold despite his straight draw on the turn. On the last hand before break, a well-known Portland-area player shoved in late position with a new stack over the same player’s limp. Shover says he’s all-in blind and shows 64 offsuit. The caller shows 63 off, hits a 3 and the shover’s knocked out.

I got another pair of aces against the same player and won another hand after registration closed, then a set of queens put me up about the necessary chip average for making Day 2 (although we were still a long way off).

The winner of the previous fall’s Main Event sat down on my left. She’s a very aggressive player, so there were advantages and disadvantages to that. A player in early position raised to 6bb and I called with TT on the button. She shoved 25bb on a 442 flop and I call. AK against my tens and she hits the ace on the river. My beautiful stack!

Half an hour after my peak and I’m down more than 100K in chips and feeling kind of sick. 36 players to the money (72 payouts) and I was down to 70K.

Got AA again and raised from early position; the former main event champ called and when the flop came K-high, I shoved my last 14bb. She thought for a while and called with KQ offsuit. The Q paired on the turn, but an 8 on the river paired the flop and I made the better two pair for a double up. She toasted off another 125K limping with an over pair and letting the BB make a straight with 64. At 3 to the money, she was very short on the next orbit when I raised QJ suited from the button. She shoved 5bb, I called vs her KK, flopped a gunshot straight draw and hit it on the river, knocking her out just short of the end of the day.

I ended up 43/72 of the players coming back for Day 2, but I was still in.

There were two very short stacks at the table at the start of the day but also two of the top 10 stacks. And one of the guys who used to play in our home game. When I talked to him about why he wasn’t coming any more, he mentioned it was because of one of the other players—and it wasn’t me! Unfortunately for him, he caught a set of nines against a flush draw that hit on the river and crippled him and he was out in the mid-60s.

Got a couple all-ins through without any calls to stay alive while I was in the 10-15bb range. We had some drama when a player got moved to the table and dumps a couple handfuls of chips in front of his seat, then wanders off during a hand before action gets to him to talk to a buddy at the nearby payout table. He came back and rooted through his chips saying he thought he had a 25K chip. One of the floor people finds a 25K chip in the aisle but says he can’t have that one since there’s no way to verify that it was his. That causes some chatter at the table and beyond until Forrest Auel comes over to say they’ve verified that it was his chip. All is well.

Ninety minutes into the day and I’d made enough to pay for both my buyins and my room for the night, so I was happy. Almost half the field was gone, but I was hovering in the 15bb range.

The Mutant Jack (AJ suited) paid off for a double up against 99. I shoved 15bb, hit the jack and a flush draw on the flop, made the flush on the turn, and picked up another jack on the river just for safety. Made it to the first break with 334K at the 10K/15K big blind ante level, so still only 22bb.

Slid down to about 200K, chopped a hand AK==AK, and finally hit the wall with 99 against AA.

Still less than a 100% ROI (given the re-entry) but it did make me feel better about the quality of my NLHE game.

Maybe too much better, because when I hit the Final Table $10K GTD NLHE on the next Friday, I didn’t even make the point where they posted the payouts, even after a rebuy and add-on.

Portland Meadows ran a late-month mid-week PLO Bounty that sounded like just the thing, but it went very poorly for me and pretty much everyone else at my table as the guy in seat 9 was absolutely crushing everyone. You can see his stack below that was before the end of re-entry (after I blew my second stack with at least a chance of winning against his flopped set). By the time I left, more than half of the 40 bounties in play had been collected and I think he had about 15 of them.

WSOP CIrcuit Maryland Controversy

I’m late to the party on this story, where back at the beginning of March, the wrong player was awarded a pot, in a hand that knocked out a player in third place at the WSOPC Maryland NLHE Main Event. Divyam Satyarthi had Q♣️T❤️ vs A❤️3♠️, there were both flush and straight draws on the board by the turn, and both were completed on the river, after Satyarthi had paired on the flop.

Satyarthi was the short stack by a significant amount, with just about a million chips at the time he went all-in according to Poker.org, compared to more than 9 million each for the other two players.

The player who was awarded the pot, Maurice Hawkins, ended up winning the tournament after having to make a couple of come-backs against Dan Chalifour, and there’s been some shade thrown his way by a number of people (alluded to in the PokerNews Podcast episode covering the story) about whether he knew he’d actually lost the hand and was celebrating his straight as a away of distracting people from seeing the flush.

Most of the controversy about this has centered on whether reporters who see an error like this should speak up, even though in this case, the reporter didn’t see the flush themselves, likely until they were reviewing video to write up the hand.

That video (shared on Poker.org) shows that less than two seconds pass between the time the dealer lays down the river card (at 0:19 seconds into the video, on the left) and the time he kills the winning hand (at 0:21 seconds, on the right). As the river card’s transiting the board, it’s obscuring the suits of other cards; and the Q♣️ in the winning hand is already partially obscured by the fact it’s on the bottom. By the time the hand’s being killed, there’s no way to see the suit of the card that would have made the win. Should Satyarthi have known that he had a club? Maybe, but so should the dealer. Another second or two of delay before the hand was killed would have made a difference.

How much of a difference? Satyarthi got $64,458 for third place. At the time he went all-in, his stack was worth about $72K according to an ICM calculator (with Hawkins’s worth about $115K and $112.5K for Challifour. Doubling up through Hawkins would have given Satyarthi another $7K in equity, mostly coming from Hawkins. He still would have been at a 4:1 chip disadvantage, but there was a point just a couple of hours later where Hawkins himself was down to what Satyarthi would have had if the chips had been awarded properly.

Play Money

Just been practicing my skills on PokerStars Lite.

Declare Guerre Nucléaire — September 2024

Continuing my streak of low-volume poker months, September inched up just a bit from August, but still only 18 tournaments. September’s always tough, with some family stuff happening right around the fall Chinook Winds series every year, so I didn’t make it down this month. Overall, the month was even.

Old School NLHE

My original home game got back together for the first time in several months, and mirable dictu, there were some new folks, brought in the The Marvelous Kate. It’s been literal years since we’ve had enough for a second table. Started off with 12, I made it through half the field.

The Council NLHE

A chance encounter at the grocery store led to an invitation to a $20 game with some local politics folks. Aside from bottom-level volunteering on a couple campaigns about 15 years ago, my last brush with politics was when I ran for the Oregon Legislature back in 1994, but it was entertaining to listen to the current gossip even if I didn’t know who was the subject. Also, I took 2/13. It would have been 1st, but my 3-bet shove pre-flop with AK got called by KJ and the J hit on the flop. He just barely had me covered after knocking out 3rd place.

Chainsaw Poker

Sixteen tournaments with this online mixed games group named for Allen Kessler. PLO, PLO/8, 7-Card Stud/8, HORSE, and 8-Game Mix. Four profits and a min-cash in a game I re-entered. Three runner-up finishes (not quite as impressive when the fields are mostly between 10-15 entries). Tried for a satellite ticket into their series of bigger buyins, but no dice.

Coming Up

October is off to a decent start already. Next week is Portland Meadows’ Main Event Series, featuring a Big O tournament Thursday and their $1000 buyin on Saturday. There’s a $30K GTD at Final Table the Saturday after that (the 19th). And the week after that is the High Mountain Emerald Valley Poker Classic in Eugene.

See you on the felt.

Closed For the Season — August 2024

Final Table $20K GTD NLHE

It’s been a looooong time since I’ve cashed in one of these, and even longer since I had a significant cash in one, which is bad, because of the last 13 events I’ve played at Final Table, 10 of them have been their monthly First Friday $20K (the others were Friday night $10Ks and one special $40K).

I have to go back before the pandemic to May 2018 to an ICM deal to find something other than a min-cash in any of the $20Ks. Didn’t even make it that far in this one, where I was doing well until I got trapped by a guy who looked like an evil Kevmath who got a back-door 2 pair with five-deuce from the big blind to beat my ace-jack top pair in what started out as a raised multiway pot. All downhill from there. 134th out of 207.

Beaverton Quarantine

Five sessions of this home game on the PokerStars Lite platform. All NLHE, with two bounty games. Picked up a bounty but didn’t cash in the first one, bubbled the fourth, then made 2nd of 13 entries in the last one. Not enough to be in the black for this venue, though.

Puffmammy Home Game

The old gang got together for only the sixth time since the pandemic began (with the promise of more soon). I got off to a great start, stacking the same player twice but then ending up as the bubble after his third bullet pulled out aces versus my ace-king, taking a huge chunk out of my stack. I haven’t had a profit in this game since March 2020.

Portland Meadows Wild West Series Omaha Showdown

Probably should have taken the omens on this one seriously. I didn’t pay close enough attention to my Tri-Met Trip Planner and walked to Division instead of Belmont after work, which ended up with me getting to the 6pm game 20 minutes later than I’d planned.The Showdown was a 5-Card Omaha game, alternating between Hi and Hi-Lo. I lasted less than an orbit, flopping top two pair and turning a full house (tens full of queens) but running into queens full of tens. Congrats to Jen Barnard for the win. And to Meadows for their Saturday Pots o’ Gold tournament with nearly $93K in the prize pool for a $400 buy-in!

Chainsaw Poker

The saving grace for the month for me was Chainsaw Poker. Nine tournaments (3 x 7-Card Stud Hi-Lo, 2 x PLO Hi-Lo, 1 x PLO Hi-Lo Bounty, 2 x Limit Omaha Hi-Lo, 1 x 8-Game Mix); 3-way chop in PLO Hi-Lo, wins in Omaha Hi-Lo and 7-Card Stud Hi-Lo.

My last game of the month was one of the Stud Hi-Lo games. It hit 18 entries and by the time we were down to 9, I had a third of the chips in play and a 2:1 lead over the next largest stack. Nobody really got close for the rest of the final table, and heads-up started with me ahead about 8:1.The structures are pretty turbo, there were fewer than 20 big bets in play by that point, and the whole tournament only ran about 90 minutes.

Really loving the chance to play a variety of games in small fields. And that my record here for this month makes up for everything else and puts me in the black the first time in 2024.

Coming Up

Not absolutely sure what’s I’m doing this month, there’s a lot of family stuff coming up. But starting on the 13th, Meadows is running Friday night satellites to their $1K Main Event on October 12th, and there’s the Chinook Winds Fall Coast Poker Classic coming up September 21st to 29th. I might make the beginning or ending weekend, but no way I can take another week off for poker this year and definitely not this month.