The Poker Mutant will be retiring (mostly) from poker on 1 January. This is the latest installment in his thrilling countdown to the End of Times.

Three Ignition Casino $2 NLHE Jackpot Sit-n-Gos this evening, the day before property taxes are due—the second game had a $10 5x payout—and I lose two 70/30 flips that should have knocked out a player. I end up third in all three.