{"id":9,"date":"2011-01-01T17:03:34","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T01:03:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/?p=9"},"modified":"2011-01-02T01:57:02","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T09:57:02","slug":"new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_10\" style=\"width: 255px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/shaven.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10\" title=\"Shaved\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/shaven-245x300.jpg\" alt=\"Beard-Free Since 2011\" width=\"245\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/shaven-245x300.jpg 245w, https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/shaven.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 245px) 100vw, 245px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Unbearded for the first time in more than two decades.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;d been planning to play one of the last satellites for today&#8217;s Full Tilt Aussie Millions qualifier at 1:20 this morning but after having a couple of beers, a Mai Tai, and a rum and Diet Coke while listening to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/The-Jim-Jams\/108937819179716\" target=\"_blank\">The Jim-Jams<\/a> at Mississippi Pizza for New Year&#8217;s Eve, I fell asleep about 1. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aussiemillions.com\/schedule\/\" target=\"_blank\">Australia<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pokerstarscaribbeanadventure.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Bahamas<\/a> are safe from me this year.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I shaved off my beard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d been planning to play one of the last satellites for today&#8217;s Full Tilt Aussie Millions qualifier at 1:20 this morning but after having a couple of beers, a Mai Tai, and a rum and Diet Coke while listening to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/?p=9\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_eb_attr":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[12,14,7,16,15,13],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-poker","tag-aussie-millions","tag-diet-coke","tag-full-tilt","tag-pca","tag-pokerstars","tag-the-jim-jams"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/shaven.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1t0pn-9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/14"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}