{"id":713,"date":"2014-06-26T00:53:44","date_gmt":"2014-06-26T07:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/?p=713"},"modified":"2014-06-26T00:53:44","modified_gmt":"2014-06-26T07:53:44","slug":"disconnected-from-las-vegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"Disconnected From Las Vegas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I only seriously started playing poker (after unseriously playing five-card draw thirty years ago and not knowing what I was doing&#8211;I mean even more so than now&#8211;the first couple of years I was playing No Limit Hold&#8217;em), I didn&#8217;t cut my teeth on online poker. I had accounts on a few sites by Black Friday, but nothing serious and nothing big; I think if my Full Tilt remission ever shows up, it&#8217;ll be under $20.<\/p>\n<p>But on one of my trips to Vegas last fall, I did put a small amount in the\u00a0WSOP.com account I&#8217;d opened last summer, though because it was just after they got the site up and running, there wasn&#8217;t much going on, and I didn&#8217;t get a chance to play any of it, then I didn&#8217;t get back into Nevada until today. I was looking forward to it in par because now there was a lot more traffic, and because a former Portland player had great success in the WSOP satellites, winning two $1,500 seats and a $3,000 entry in the first half of the series, on total expenses of less than $200.<\/p>\n<p>I got into one this evening (after busting both the Wynn $30K guarantee and the $235 Rio Deepstack) and could see I was seated to the right of the afore-mentioned player for a coupleof hands while he felted a player and was moved to another table opening up. Then the guy who rebought went all-in with <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-x\" title=\"eight of unspecified\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">8<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">x<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-x\" title=\"ten of unspecified\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">T<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">x<\/span><\/span><\/span> on a <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-x\" title=\"ten of unspecified\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">T<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">x<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-x\" title=\"four of unspecified\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">4<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">x<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-x\" title=\"three of unspecified\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">3<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">x<\/span><\/span><\/span> flop against my <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-d\" title=\"ace of diamonds\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">A<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2666<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-d\" title=\"ten of diamonds\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">T<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2666<\/span><\/span><\/span> and caught two pair on the river, so the parameters of my evening were set. I busted out of that tournament after two rebuys and an addon in something like 75th place out of 91.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DollarCars?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@DollarCars<\/a> Line over 50. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Xej0VIUEq6\">pic.twitter.com\/Xej0VIUEq6<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Poker Mutant (@pokermutant) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pokermutant\/status\/481865350070280192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>An hour-long wait in the line for my Dollar rental car (I&#8217;m not linking to them) made the two-hour flight wedged into a middle seat seem almost like heaven.\u00a0It also meant that I drove straight from the airport to the Wynn for the noon game, getting there not too long before the line of alternates started up. The I had to zoom over to the Rio (where I let my kings get cracked by <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-s\" title=\"six of spades\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">6<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2660<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-s\" title=\"nine of spades\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">9<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2660<\/span><\/span><\/span>), after I busted the Wynn just as reentries were ending. So I was hungry and even though there was another satellite (with just a $5 buyin\/rebuy\/addon) starting up in half an hour, I figured I could pop out, grab some food, and get back in time for the start. Managed to get myself lost a couple of times getting to the Von&#8217;s for some Diet Coke, ran into the divided eight-lane roads near the airport (where else would a cheap HoJo be?)\u00a0combined with\u00a0unfamiliarity with this section of Vegas at night, and ended up getting back and buying in not too long before the break.<\/p>\n<p>I was doing well, although that was relative, because atthis buyin level, only one seat was going to first place, and second was getting $165. Blinds were climbing, I was UTG1, we were about to go on another break, and&#8230;the motel wifi died.<\/p>\n<p>I calmly went about trying to re-establish my connection. After all, I had 5 minutes on the break, it was probably just a transitory problem. The WSOP.com application seemed to be hung up and would close on its own. Okay. I couldn&#8217;t get connected to the HoJo wifi.Okay. I have a new iPhone 5s, I set up the personal hotspot and got connected. WSOP.com says I&#8217;m out of state and I need to turn LTE off on my phone. Okay. I turn LTE off and now the hotspot isn&#8217;t so hot. HoJo wifi still down. By the time I manage to see my screen again (but I can&#8217;t play it, because WSOP.com still thinks I&#8217;m outside Nevada because of the LTE) I&#8217;m UTG with less than 1BB. I finish 18th of 90.<\/p>\n<p>So, it&#8217;s back to the live action for me. Planet Hollywood in the morning, I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I only seriously started playing poker (after unseriously playing five-card draw thirty years ago and not knowing what I was doing&#8211;I mean even more so than now&#8211;the first couple of years I was playing No Limit Hold&#8217;em), I didn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/?p=713\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_eb_attr":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,49,110],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-poker","category-live-games","category-no-limit-holdem"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1t0pn-bv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}