{"id":144,"date":"2011-02-14T17:30:07","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T01:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/?p=144"},"modified":"2011-02-14T17:30:48","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T01:30:48","slug":"144","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mutantpoker.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"Be My Poker Valentine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"crestline\"><\/a><strong>Full Tilt Crestline Gate<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m up, I&#8217;m down, I&#8217;m up, I&#8217;m down, I get <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-d\" title=\"jack of diamonds\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">J<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2666<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"jack of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">J<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span><\/span> and get busted by a backdoor flush.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"flash\"><\/a><strong>Full Tilt Flash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>285 hands per hour. Is that too many? I play for 16 minutes, I hit 17.5BB\/100 but I&#8217;ve been underwater most of the time.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"mach\"><\/a><strong>Full Tilt Mach 10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I never manage to get above even over 12 minutes and a double-ended flush draw on the flop goes nowhere to knock me out.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"madness\"><\/a><strong>Full Tilt Midnight Madness! (1,500 chips)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My first hand and I can&#8217;t resist going all-in with <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-d\" title=\"king of diamonds\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">K<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2666<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-d\" title=\"ten of diamonds\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">T<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2666<\/span><\/span><\/span> on a flop of 6d 4c 5d]. Of course no more diamonds show and the best I have is a match to my ten on the river against pocket queens. I buy in with another entry and try to play it a bit close to the vest but when people are beating your <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-s\" title=\"king of spades\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">K<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2660<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-s\" title=\"nine of spades\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">9<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2660<\/span><\/span><\/span> with <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-s\" title=\"six of spades\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">6<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2660<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-d\" title=\"ten of diamonds\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">T<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2666<\/span><\/span><\/span>, it&#8217;s time to hang it up. OK, maybe I deserved to lose pushing with my <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-s\" title=\"nine of spades\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">9<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2660<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"nine of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">9<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span><\/span> on a <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-s\" title=\"jack of spades\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">J<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2660<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-d\" title=\"six of diamonds\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">6<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2666<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"six of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">6<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span><\/span> board, but not to <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-d\" title=\"jack of diamonds\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">J<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2666<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-c\" title=\"seven of clubs\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">7<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2663<\/span><\/span><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"ko\"><\/a><strong>Full Tilt $2,500 KO Guarantee (2,000 chips)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Had a couple of successes but I was determined not to suffer the fate of my brash Madness! attempts. Unfortunately, after flopping a king-high straight in my first half-hour the cards dried up and I was blinded off from 4,000 down to about 2,500 over most of the course of my 100 minutes of play. A large stack with <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"ace of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">A<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"jack of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">J<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span><\/span> put paid to my <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-s\" title=\"ace of spades\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">A<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2660<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-s\" title=\"five of spades\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">5<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2660<\/span><\/span><\/span> and another player&#8217;s <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-c\" title=\"ace of clubs\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">A<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2663<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-c\" title=\"king of clubs\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">K<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2663<\/span><\/span><\/span> in one swoop.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"rush\"><\/a><strong>Full Tilt $10,000 Rush Guarantee (1,500 chips)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I got into this half an hour in, at the 30\/60 level but half the field had been eliminated already. That made the top stacks a bit difficult to catch but potentially my standing was closer to the money. I think that was probably an illusion though. Got knocked out with <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"eight of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">8<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"ten of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">T<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span><\/span> in my hand and <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"ace of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">A<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"five of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">5<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"king of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">K<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span><\/span> on the flop. Guy to my left had <span class=\"inline-cards\"><span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"nine of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">9<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"inline-card inline-card-h\" title=\"queen of hearts\"><span class=\"inline-card-rank\">Q<\/span><span class=\"inline-card-suit\">\u2665<\/span><\/span><\/span> for the nut flush.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"step1a\"><\/a><strong>Full Tilt Step 1 18-Player<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>First out. Straight got me.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"step1b\"><\/a><strong>Full Tilt Step 1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Slow and steady wins the Step 2 ticket. I need to figure out what I&#8217;m doing here that I&#8217;m not doing elsewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Full Tilt Crestline Gate I&#8217;m up, I&#8217;m down, I&#8217;m up, I&#8217;m down, I get J\u2666 J\u2665 and get busted by a backdoor flush. Full Tilt Flash 285 hands per hour. Is that too many? 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