One For Mom

Mother’s Day weekend was a couple weeks back, and everyone in our family had a good time getting together Saturday at my brother’s place for his son’s birthday party, then on the day itself at my house for dinner and a viewing of 20 Feet From Stardom, which had a lot of music that my mom loved. Then, a week ago, last Wednesday morning, while I was at my folks’ house to do some work on their computer, she died.

Don’t know exactly why, yet; it really doesn’t matter and it’s not going to change anything.

I don’t think Mom understood my interest in poker. Our family never had any money to speak of so they weren’t exactly in the gambling demographic. Both my parents grew up poor during the war and then the “boom years” of the 1950s. My father made a lot of trips to Las Vegas for conferences during his years working with the union, and he’d put a few nickels in the slot machines, but never more than two dollars worth. We certainly never took a family vacation there (did they allow camping?) and back in the day, there really weren’t a lot of places outside Vegas to gamble.

My folks played a little pinochle back when they were in college, but Dad was never into card games. Mom, on the other hand, played solitaire. Anyway, I got her a couple of solitaire programs for her computer which were used almost to the day she died. Dad didn’t see the appeal, but I think it was the puzzle-solving element of the game that attracted her.

She was a quality-control chemist at a plant that made glue and resin for the wood-products industry, so she solved a lot of puzzles in her job, like how to affect hundreds of thousands of pounds of a chemical mixture to get it back into tolerance. She fitted flooring and tile pieces in homebuilding projects, and she made a huge number of quilts. But she didn’t gamble, and neither did Dad.

Not having gambling in my background, I never made it to Vegas myself until after I was in my mid-40s. Even then, it was to present at a conference preceding the NAB, not to play cards or anything else. The conference paid for my room at the Rio, but no idea how much time I’d be spending there in later years. I wasn’t even playing poker at that point.

When I did start playing, several years later, my interest in the game probably looked more like mid-life, career-dead guy desperation to Mom (if so, I’m hoping she was uncharacteristically wrong). Risking money goes against everything my folks taught my brother and I. I remember being aghast when my brother had us meet him and his (then) future wife at Harrah’s New Orleans as we watched them lose a couple hundred playing blackjack in ten minutes; my wife and I just drank free beer. It was one thing to invest in something, or put money into a business, as my brother has very successfully (and me, not so successfully), but gambling? That’s just crazy.

And it hasn’t exactly been easy. I’ve had a number of low-to-mid four-figure wins, but not regularly enough to make it possible to cover living expenses. If I do get a large cash sometime in the future, Mom’s not going to see that I haven’t been wasting my time and effort the past three years since I  got into poker seriously.

But I was at Dad’s house to keep him company the other night and played a little no-guarantee 6-Max tournament on Bovada, getting in at 15BB and taking top place. Not a big score, but I dedicate this one to Mom.

Bovada NLHE 6-Max (T1,500)

Hand 1 7d6s UTG 1,500 50/100
It’s hand 1 for me, but the tournament itself has been going on for a while. I muck this baby.

Hand 9 kdad BTN 1,200 50/100
Pretty standard disaster/windfall hand. UTG1 bets all but a fraction of his 1,980 chips, I go all-in, there’s a king on the river and his jacks lose.

Hand 12 6c7d BB 2,550 75/150
One of those hands where slow-playing can work against you if you let the big blind in for free. UTG1 as5s and SB tcjd limp in. The flop’s 4h3h3c and I donk bet 230 with the gut-shot straight draw. UTG1 calls with his own straight draw. I bet 500 on a turned 4c and took it down.

Hand 16 adkc UTG 3,005 75/150
Open-raise to 450 and take it down.

Hand 19 ac6c BTN 3,005 75/150
UTG raises to 450 with jsqs and gets called by UTG1 (thts), me, and SB with tc8c. The flop is adjc9h. SB only has 475 remaining and shoves his open-ended straight draw. UTG1 drops out, but the shove is called by UTG and myself. qc turn makes two pair for UTG and gives me the flush draw, but completes SB’s straight. UTG shoves. I have him covered by only about 500 chips, but I call, and a 7c is the card for the river, making flushes for both SB (almost a straight flush) and myself.

Hand 35 kctd UTG 6,565 100/200
I opened to 600 and UTG1 shoved his last 1,325 into the pot. Everyone else folded, I called, and the board ran out a very unlucky (for him) asqh6c8hjh to give me Broadway.

Hand 40 jd9d UTG 8,290 100/200
Standard 3x open for me and everyone folds.

Hand 41 4skh BB 8,590 100/200
A losing hand! And quelle surprise, it’s a big blind defense! Both my cards are outclassed when SB limps in holding ad5d. I’m nominally ahead on the tdjhkd flop, and I bet 200, but he calls my bet and and I go from being down 8% in equity to drawing dead on the 6d turn. I bet 400 to rep the flush, and naturally the nuts calls. He’s probably hoping I’ll try to bluff him out of it and checks to me on the river 9s, but mama didn’t raise no idiot boys, even if one of them plays poker, so I just checked my top pair and took the hit.

Hand 43 ac8s BTN 7,690 100/200
I don’t usually play this here unless it’s suited, but I was still in decent shape at the table, and had position when UTG raised and UTG1 called. The flop was a pretty decent qsahad and we all checked it. The turn 6s was checked to me and I bet 1,000, UTG folded his jh9h, and UTG1 called, drawing pretty much dead. 3c on the river and I checked it through, just in case I was against a full house, but no.

Hand 44 ad8s UTG1 10,190 100/200
I guess I was feeling frisky and raised this to 600, getting called by the blinds (both with better hands). The flop was 4skc5s, BB bet 600 with his khqh and both SB with asqc and I folded.

Hand 45 qdkh UTG 9,590 100/200
Not one to be daunted, I raised this and took the blinds.

Hand 47 jhad SB 9,615 125/250/25
The power of aggression takes one. BTN limps in, I raise to 1,000, and he calls. The flop is 5d5cqc and I c-bet 1,000. He goes all-in for just over 1,000 more and despite getting a good price (5.5:1), I fold. He had asjc.

Hand 48 acad BTN 7,590 125/250/25
If only I’d had this the last hand. Raise and win blinds.

Hand 50 askc UTG 8,040 125/250/25
Raise and win.

Hand 61 qsth SB 8,615 125/250/25
A couple more raise and fold hands then some action. BTN called with qc8c. I raised to 750, BB called with adtd and BTN continued. The flop was 8djsjc and everyone checked. With a turn 9h I bet 1,000 and everyone folded.

Hand 65 jdjs UTG 10,165 125/250/25
Significant movement and a knockout. I raised to 750 and SB called with qsks. The flop was 3sjcts and got checked by both of us. The turn 7s put me top set hand in peril, and I got into a raising war which had him all in and me down to a couple thousand chips if I lost. Fortunately, the river 7c made my full house and I won.

Hand 67 tcas SB 18,018 150/300/30
UTG2 limped in and I raised to 900. He came along and the flop was kc4djh, He bet 600 (with 8s7s!) and I called, which slowed him down. We checked through the turn kd and 9s river, and my ace-high took the pot.

Hand 68 acqc BTN 19,968 150/300/30
UTG1 went all-in with just under 3,000 and I raised all-in to isolate. He showed 4d4c, which ended up being the best hand when a four hit the flop and the last one showed up on the river. The best hand I had was the pair of fours on the board.

Hand 69 4s4d UTG2 17,086 150/300/30
Figured if fours were working that well on the last hand, I’d raise these, but we didn’t even get to the flop.

Hand 74 qhth UTG1 17,086 150/300/30
UTG limped in and I raised to 1,000. He called, which put us heads-up to the flop. We both checked it to the qs on the turn and he went all-in for about 2,250. I called and beat his qd7d.

Hand 75 6hjh BB 20,918 150/300/30
We’re four-handed at the table and the first two actions fold, SB limps in and the flop is qsks5s. Not exactly my color. 9h on the turn gives me a gut-shot draw, and I call a bet of 600, but fold on the 9s river and a bet. SB had kd6s for a made pair on flop and flush at the end.

Hand 76 ad4d SB 19,988 150/300/30
Still 4-handed. BTN limps in, I raise to 1,000. and we’re HU on the 8c9s2h flop. I c-bet 1,000 and he calls again. Turn 7c, I’ve got nothing, and I’m drawing to a pair of aces at best. I check/fold to a 2,210 bet, which is good, because with jctc he’s got a made straight and a draw to a straight flush.

Hand 89 ah6c BB 18,058 200/400/40
It’s down to three of us (seven players still in the tournament and the other table has four). Seat 1 is BTN for this hand, with less than 8BB. Seat 3 has been knocking players out and has 86BB in SB. I’m down in the middle with 45BB. SB min-raises to steal with qd9h and I call with my ace. We check through to the turn and the board reads 3s7s2s7d when I bet 600 and he calls. 4h on the river and we both check; the ace in the winner.

Hand 94 as3s BTN 18,578 200/400/40
Everyone gets an ace this hand. Seat 1 has been draining away, and folds to me 1,200 opener. Seat 3 calls. The flop is 8h2c6h, BB checks and I bet 1,300, which he calls. We check the 9d turn and the river is a 4h, which he bets for 2,660. I fold to his acjd. This would have been a winning hand for the short stack; he would have had the only pair with ad2d.

Hand 95 5s7c BB 16,038 200/400/40
I defend to a SB min-raise again and get a pretty good flop of 4h3s4d, then call a c-bet of  800 with my gut-shot draw. neither the ts turn or 2s river get me there and I fold to a bet of 1,660 on the river. SB had 8d8c this time.

Hand 102 ahad UTG2 15,388 250/500/50
It’s final table time. I’m in Seat 2. Seat 1 has 40BB and sits in second position. Seat 3 has just over 9BB; Seat 4 is at 35BB, a bit more than me; the extreme short stack from my previous table is down to 3BB before the hand in Seat 5; and the big stack from our table has 77BB in seat 6. This is the hand that makes me for the tournament. UTG1 raises to 1,199 and I call. BTN folds (a pair of eights) and it’s HU to the flop of 9cts7d. UTG1 checked and I shoved, thinking it might look like I was trying to steal a pot because no high cards hit. Sure enough, he called, showing khkc for a big old cooler. That put me in second place with 63BB and dropped him into the sub-10BB zone.

Hand 107 thts BTN 30,776 250/500/50
Seat 1 put more than a quarter of his stack in as a raise with kh3h and I shoved ion him despite that the big stack was in BB and still to act pre-flop. He folded. I think having the kings cracked must have tilted him, because a couple hands later he defended deuce-four off-suit to a pre-flop raise from the big stack and went all-in for the rest with bottom pair on the flop.

Hand 111 tcah SB 32,280 250/500/50
A little tangle with the big stack, in which I manage to get off relatively lightly. I call a raise to 1,500, we get to the turn with the board reading 9h3s4d2c and I call another 1,000 on my straight draw, which doesn’t come. We go to showdown and he has adks for the win. Starting the next hand, I have 59BB, Seat 3 has under 5BB, Seat 4 has 47BB, and Seat 6 has 83BB.

Hand 115 jdqd SB 29,080 250/500/50
The big stack made consecutive full houses against the other two players in the game, chewing out most of Seat 4’s chips and eliminating Seat 3. I raised this hand to 1,500 and Seat 4 shoved his last 11BB in with 9d9c. He was good until a queen hit the river, then there were just two of us.

Hand 116 qd8d BTN 34,690 250/500/50
We start HU with me having almost 70BB and Seat 6 having about 126BB. That didn’t last long. Seat 6 picks up the exact same two cards that Seat 4 had when I eliminated him the previous hand. I open to 1,500, he raises to 4,600, and I call. The flop’s qc5s5d and he bets 9,300. I’m going nowhere with top pair here, even with the paired board. Heck, I might even shove (which I do). I guess he thinks I’m bluffing, or he just wants to get it over with, and calls another 20,740, which all goes to me.

Hand 121 qcth BB 69,380 250/500/50
With 57BB left, Seat 6’s all-in shove pre-flop seemed either really weak or really strong. I opted for vulnerable and anyway, I had the Portland Nuts (or “The Butcher”, if you prefer). And I had him covered. He had kh9h, a queen hit the flop, and after six hands, HU was over, with me in first.

VPIP: ~29%.

Two hours and twenty minutes. 121 hands. 1st of 65 entries. 1526% ROI.